After being reborn in the interstellar era, Bo Ge, who had been living on the deserted star for eighteen years, secretly made a holographic helmet without telling his adoptive father.
On the first day of the game, Bo Ge rescued an orange cat that could turn into a human from an extreme environment. Facing the orange cat's disbelieving look, Boge couldn't help but ask.
"Didn't your father let you try several poisons every day?"
"No..."
"Have you been trained in kidnapping and slavery?"
"No..."
"Try to communicate with animals and be able to communicate initially?"
"You're so meow..." The orange cat's round face twisted, "You're a princess, right?"
After learning that in the interstellar age, human beings are cared for in the palm of their hands and will not be killed by cosmic radiation when they go out, and the alliance also distributes targets, Bo Ge, who has been in dire straits all day long, fell into deep thought.
(Damn old man, I believe you!)
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Liebeishang, who has been waiting for a partner since he was an adult, failed to get a match for seven consecutive years. In anger, Liebeishang went to participate in the interstellar war. After reaching the top, he decided to change the alliance law and cancel the stupid spouse matching mechanism.
In his eighth year as chief, just as the amendment bill was about to be passed, the matching system notified him that you had been successfully matched and that a human with 99.9% Compatibility with you was requesting a call.
Unable to hold back for a while, he wanted to see what the spouse he had been waiting for for eighteen years would look like. Lie Beishang pressed the connect button with a cold face, preparing to explain his strong opposition to the alliance's matching spouse.
In the 3D projection, a fair-skinned human boy with black hair and black eyes sat at the desk, holding his chin with one hand, tilting his head in innocent curiosity, "Uncle, I heard that you were originally a leopard, can you suck it?"
Staring at the young man's beautiful collarbone, Lie Beishang lost control and exposed his tail, which was so fluffy that it was so long.
I thought I could pet the big cat every day after getting married, but Bo Ge touched her casserole-sized meow paws and was pressed and sucked crazily by the big cat. Bo Ge, who was about to be sucked bald, shed tears that she regretted.
Pre-released article "Jiujiu is not a chicken raised by children", please add it to your collection~
Holding a broken eggshell, Jiu Jiu tried his best to open his eyes and look around. His family was in ruins, his parents were old, and his family of three lived on drinking the northwest wind every day.
Thinking that life could not be lived like this, Chiujiu stretched out her short legs and flapped her wings to go to work, but on the way she was picked up by the Sunset Red senior group who were enjoying the mountains and rivers.
"Let's make chicken soup." The old man said with a kind face.
Chirp (you) chirp (say) chirp (what)? Chirp (again) chirp (say) chirp (once) chirp (time)?
"My grandson lacks a companion, so why not raise chickens for our family?" Another grandfather stroked his beard, and a light flashed in his eyes.
"Let him choose."
Standing at the crossroads of Jisheng, Jiujiu decisively chose to live.
That night, she was packed in a gift box, dressed up beautifully and tweeted, and after looking at the cool boss for three seconds, she was pinched by her little paw, lifted upside down, and flicked to the corner of the wall with one finger.
I tweeted angrily all night long.
From then on, Jiu Jiu settled in the boss's pocket and was rubbed, played, pinched, touched, teased, pressed, and rubbed by the man every day until Jiu Jiu started to molt.
Boss: "Where did you get the feather duster?"
Jiujiu was only a little away from his death. Fortunately, his old father found Jiujiu who had run away from home and brought him home, and then he explained to Jiujiu.
"We are Suzakus. We don't need to eat. We were not drinking the northwest wind before. We were absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon. We are so old because we have hatched you for a thousand years and are tired. We have money and antiques at home that we cannot spend in hundreds of years... Also, I heard that you have sold yourself to raise chickens as a child?"
Jiujiu closed her eyes and shed tears of sudden wealth and regret.
Purpose: Protect the environment and care for small animals.