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Yue tide's mobile phone is suspected to be poisoned. The new AI applet she downloaded on WeChat not only cannot be turned off, but also reminds her every day to enter commands to train it.
After being reminded of the pop-up window for the 100th time and being pointed at and scolded by the new cold boss for the 50th time, she finally couldn't bear it anymore and entered a lot of instructions about her boss:
[Yan Fenglan, my new unscrupulous boss, is 1.88 Meters tall, 28 years old, mixed race (suspected to be of Slavic origin), sexual orientation at work, favorite things to do: applying poison to one's lips; working overtime in lethal doses; scolding people indiscriminately, especially new employees. I am the one he scolds the most, but I can't scold him back well.
[From now on, every time he scolds me, you will coax me and teach me how to scold him back.
[Remember, call me "Master"!
The AI thought deeply for 27 seconds and then replied: [Your stupid and naive brain thinks less about some things and more, and uses more memory on thinking work. I don't think I bought a mobile vase with a high salary.
Yue tide: "..." Rebellion! Why is her AI even more venomous than her immediate boss?
Yue tide was not convinced, so she stubbornly embarked on the path of taming AI.
When fishing at work: [I heard that you are very breathy? Take a few breaths and listen?
AI thinks deeply for 1 second: [What kind of fish do you catch at work? Hurry and send that urgent document to the 26th floor, I'll give you a break.
When being bullied by customers: [What kind of bullshit customers do you want me to come into contact with? He's better at cursing than you, I'm going to kick him out!
The AI thought deeply for 3 seconds: [Ding—the quarterly bonus of 500,000 yuan has been credited to the salary card.
When forced to work overtime on weekends: [No, I went to the amusement park with my blind date and you actually asked me to work overtime on the side of the road? ? ! You give me a boyfriend! ! !
The AI thinks deeply for 0 seconds: [I will compensate you.
Yue tide:...? ? ? ! ! !
Her AI was really crazy, and she was so scared that she changed the instructions overnight: [You are no longer my boss, but my boyfriend. You have eight packs of abs and you are always begging me to appreciate them. If I touch even one of them, your eyes will be red and you will cry and be very clingy. Your breathing sounds are very nice, and you will often put your hands on my ear and actively pant for me, and you will kiss me stickyly. You indulge me unconditionally, even if I hit you and scold you... I sit on your face and you will never fight back, just because I am not strong enough...]
She was halfway through sending the command when the AI replied, but what it sent was actually an audio call invitation, which was called by her immediate boss Yan Fenglan!
She hurriedly picked it up and heard a chuckle from the other side: "Assistant Yue, it turns out that you like this one, so it's not bad. I'll be with you in the office at any time... I'll give it to you."
Yue tide: ... No, when did her AI become a dog boss?
·The female protagonist made an own mistake and mistakenly thought that the instructions she output to the AI were to train her boss. See the text for the specific reason.
·The article is about translation, and it is estimated that there will be some venture capital.
·The male protagonist is indeed of mixed race, with Slavic ancestry (so beautiful a Slavic)
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