[Pre-received article: If I were Li Hua]
"If you were Li Hua..."
A familiar beginning for a high school English composition.
Until one day, Li Hua had his own consciousness.
Someone sends me emails every day asking me to reply to them.
Especially Jack, who is from the United States, is interested in all kinds of things in China all day long but never googles them. He names them every time and asks him to write a letter to introduce them to him.
So... Li Hua turned black.
English composition master Li Hua × American sweetheart Jack
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①You Wangshu and Wei Wuxian are brothers who have similar personalities.
In the eyes of the Lan family: They are indeed brothers, even the scumbag who refuses to admit his fault after wiping his forehead is the same model.
②Especially when Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian got together, You Wangshu, who had a shitty love history, had not had time to be told by Wei Wuxian the true meaning of "the Lan family's forehead wiping", You Wangshu had removed Lan's big forehead wiping again.
③After accidentally pulling Lan Xichen to wipe his forehead.
Lan Xichen's body suddenly stiffened, and he stared blankly at his forehead across from him.
You Wangshu looked at him strangely, wondering: This is not the first time, why do you always have this expression? ?
The rest of the Lan family: scumbag!
Wei Wuxian: "…+…" Brother, your peach blossom is about to bloom.
Ps: Wangshu means the moon in ancient Chinese. Let's choose a more elegant name this time.
Ps: This idea is transferred to the original author: idle crime, with permission
Intention: Fellow founder of the Demonic Way