The First Grocery Store in the Three Realms

Please stamp the new article "The No. 1 Grocery Store in the Three Realms 2"! Copywriting of this article: The only grocery store on Guankou Road, Chentang District, Huaguo City, changed owners when it was about to go bankrupt. So the human world was peaceful, the fairy world was silent, and the demon world was boiling. The daily life of the grocery store has since become like this: Aunts on Guankou Road gathered around the counter, stretched out their mobile phones to the expressionless young man in the middle and asked: "Yang Jian, have you decided which girl you are going to go on a blind date with today?" The bosses of various clans in the demon world blocked Sun Wukong in the backyard, holding various treasures in their hands: "Great Sage, do you really not consider leading our demon world to regain its glory?" At the entrance of the store, Nezha was sitting on a small bench. There was a mobile phone next to the math book. The math teacher's roar came from inside: "Nezha! Can you memorize the multiplication table today?" In this regard, the attitude of the three giants is: I don't want to, I won't consider it, and I won't! We really just want to open a grocery store! Our slogan is: Make money! Make money! Make money! Ps: This article is the author's creative work. He lets himself go and has many private settings. It's fun to read the text and pictures. If you don't like it, please quit. ------------------ Click the author's column to collect the new article "The No. 1 Grocery Store in the Three Realms 2": There is an inconspicuous grocery store in the corner of the big city. The only thing worth looking at in the dilapidated store is the bold store name hanging casually on the door - The No. 1 Grocery Store in the Three Realms. But the most attractive thing to attract people into the store is a broken wooden board standing beside the door, with a piece of white paper pasted on it and eight random words written on it: Believe in science and break superstition. When I walked into the store, I saw talismans on the left, compasses on the right, and various props for exorcising ghosts and demons in the middle. A mysterious shop in the imperial capital suddenly became popular in the monastic circles. The props inside it to exorcise ghosts and demons have a 100% positive rate and repeat rate. But if you ask why this shop is so trustworthy, they will only tell you: "This is the shop opened by Sun Wukong, Yang Jian and Nezha!" --------------- Recommend a new article by gay friends "The Boss Dressed as a Dog" Ning Xiaoqi When Shi Yu woke up, he found that his fortune had changed. The heroine who abused her every day on the set was inexplicably removed from the show, and the male protagonist who was too arrogant began to do stupid things to her. The screenwriter seemed to have his brain caught in the door, and suddenly gave her, the female nemesis, crazy extra scenes. Shi Yu raised his hand and pinched himself, gasping in pain. She couldn't help but go to the director: I feel like I'm living in a dream. The usually indifferent director smiled and told her the story: It's not a dream, it's the domineering president falling in love with you. Later, she really became the tycoon's little sweet wife. One day when she got up due to insomnia, she found that the tycoon was whispering to the family dog. He Jinzhou: Why are you barking at me? You can't forget the kindness I received from being castrated for you! Shi Yu: ... My dear, this vest of yours is a bit cool. Concept: Even gods struggle to make money