It's All Because Kakashi Is Too Handsome

[Lightning protection: 60, 61, 62, 69, 71-86 of this article contain steelmaking content] Please give me advance notice ~ "I have a trillion in savings" and "I was cursed by Gojo Satoru" ——My sneaky big cock has a crush on me! When I am in danger, he always rushes in front, blocks the knife for me and bleeds for me. He wants to attract my attention! When talking to me, he always pretends to be indifferent and peeks at me. He wants to pick me up! When I was injured, he was always the first to show up, bandage me, and give me artificial respiration. He took advantage of me! When I wanted to destroy the world and create a new one, he held my hand and said he would take me home. He just liked me! That delinquent Jonin with white hair and a mask is just a scheming boy! There is no reason to not want it after you get it! Sneaking a big chicken? ! Fuck you sneaky cock! Do you want to sneak into the big cock and steal your own cock? ! Although I don't read much, you can't fool me! Akira Shimizu held a ten-tailed nuclear bomb that could blow up the earth thirty thousand times and smiled: Sixth generation, make your choice! * Akira Shimizu once had a dream. He wanted to bring peace to the world, a peaceful world where no one would experience war and darkness. The Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki raised his eyes and looked at him with watery blue eyes: "So Akimu Ni-san, are you planning to become Hokage?! What a discerning choice! I won't lose to you either!" Qingshui Mingwu smiled: "I just want to destroy this world. Everyone will suffer, and such childish ideas cannot be realized. So, everyone should die!" The Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki was so frightened that he burst into tears. His black-haired man pulled him behind him and stared at Akira Shimizu fiercely. The white-haired delinquent ninja hit him on the head. "Hahaha - are you scared? I lied to you!" Many years later, the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki wiped his tears, holding Sasuke's Konoha forehead protector with a fierce expression on his face: "Akimu Ni-san, if you say this world will be destroyed, will Sasuke come and stop me?" "Hey! Don't change the settings casually! It's impossible! Don't think about it! You're not that kind of villain!" [Advance collection] "I have a deposit of one trillion" After Qu Rou traveled through the book countless times, she finally returned to the real world with her hundreds of millions of points. However, due to a system bug, she accidentally lost her memory. At the end of the redemption time, her billions of points were converted into money by default. The system automatically completes the logic chain—— * Twenty-five-year-old Qu Rou is not living a good life. She has the fatigue that a 007 social animal should have, and she does not have the salary that a 007 should have. She is forced to stay up late, has a disordered work and rest schedule, has neither money nor a good body. One morning after working overtime for 72 hours without sleep, and with the possibility of sudden death at any time, a lawyer in a suit knocked on her door: "Hello, Miss Qu Rou, there is a trillion inheritance here that needs your signature." Qu Rou:? ! ! ! ! ! Money can solve 99.99% Of the worries. Qu Rou immediately lived a happy life as a rich woman without worries. Even the major world integration event where the novice stage task score did not reach 100 could not disturb her happy life as a salty rich woman. True and false daughter Fake daughter: My parents and I have been in a relationship for more than 20 years. I don't ask for anything else. I just hope that you can give me the opportunity to fulfill my filial piety to my parents. Lin's parents: It's not that we don't love you, but Tangtang is still young, so we can't let her hold her head up. To the outside world, we will say that you are an adopted daughter, and Tangtang has as much as you. You are over 20 years old, can you understand our parents' feelings? Qu Rou: Sorry, please go and get a number first. There are too many people calling me dad. Although your method is quite novel, it is just a matter of randomly identifying relatives. Well, the number 250250250 happens to match. Stand-in Bai Yueguang Boss: You don't look like her when you smile. Where did the substitute's professionalism go? ! Qu Rou: Your work attitude is really very bad. Where has your professionalism as a migrant worker gone? ! No more coming to the company from tomorrow, Xiao Li. Call the security department and cancel his access card. Wealthy couple control group A rich and sweet couple: millions of jewels, tens of millions of sports cars, hundreds of millions of mansions, a beautiful actress and her loyal dog CEO husband. Single rich woman Qu Rou and her seven personal assistants: If you are tired of it, come and play "Island Monopoly in Minecraft". Buy an island and invest tens of billions to recruit players to play the "holographic game". The first player to obtain a complete illustration of world achievements will be given a seven-star hotel worth one billion. … Fake rich man: He was beaten to pieces for a 10 billion investment. The real rich woman Qu Rou: Isn't it just two months' interest? Why are you arguing over such a trivial matter? If you can't get happiness by spending one ten billion, then spend ten more ten billion! I'm just an ordinary richest man in the world, with a mediocre money-making ability. Save the full text and open "I'm Cursed by Gojo Satoru" Love is the most twisted curse - Wu Jiao Zhi has been burdened with the most powerful curse in the world since he was born. Born into the world as twins, one was expected to have high hopes when he opened his eyes, and the future was infinitely bright; the other had weak spell power and was weak and sickly. As the "weakness" of the Son of God, countless people wanted to make him disappear. "Ji-chan, we want to be together forever." Gojo Satoru held his brother's hand, his blue eyes reflecting the other person's figure, "I will always love you." ——Such words have become the worst curse. Before the technique was discovered, Gojou was the greatest weakness of the god son of the Gojo family, and countless people wanted to kill him; after the technique was discovered, Gojou was the source of greed that the magic world was competing for, and any wish could come true by killing him. [Record - December 6, 1996, suburbs of Kyoto Gojo Satoru rejected Gojo's death and cursed him. The birth of the super imaginary cursed spirit Gojou] Gojochi, the technique [equivalent exchange], determines the degree of satisfaction of the result based on the price paid. I exchanged my body, my spell, my soul, my memories, my emotions, the meaning of my existence - everything I had... Subject: Gojo Satoru Effect: ①. Lucky 10 billion ②. Everything you think about is a wish buff ③Immune to all (physical, mental, spell, supernatural) damage ④Those who have ill intentions towards Gojo Satoru will have bad luck 1000000000 ⑤■■■■■■ [Transaction established] [Lucky 10 Billion] A good thing with a probability of less than or equal to one in ten billion is rated to happen 100%, and a probability of greater than one in ten billion can trigger a small probability to a high probability. For example, under the condition of this lucky tens of billions buff, one in ten billion becomes [there is only one in ten billion chance of dissatisfying Gojo Satoru], and one in one hundred billion becomes one in ten. [Bad Luck Billions] Same reason. Example: At the cost of [an apple], the result of [world domination] may be that President America accidentally pressed the button while yawning, and a world war broke out. As the last dead life on earth, he achieved [King of the New World] and died 0.01 Seconds later. At the cost of [billions of apples], the result of [world domination] may be the sudden appearance of a strange virus [Jiu-chan is the cutest in the world, Jiao-chan is justice, the meaning of my existence, I was born to believe in Jiao-chan]. It is highly contagious and cannot be killed or defended. Fortunately, except for the crazy belief in Gojo-chan, it has no impact on all other lives. Under the influence of the virus, the whole earth has become a fanatical believer in Gojo-chan and achieved the achievement of [world domination]! [When the price of the transaction is not enough to achieve the "most satisfactory", overdrafting "oneself" can force the result to achieve the "most satisfactory"] Note: 1. Don't follow the love line, but follow the family line. The relationship between the two is "love" in a broad sense, each other's body and obsession. 2. Gojouji is an imaginary cursed spirit, not a cursed spirit. Qimoto Rika is a cursed spirit whose soul was bound and turned into a cursed spirit. Everything about Gojou Satoru (in various senses) has been paid as a price. Under the premise of the conflict between "the wishful buff [refuses Satoshi's death]" and "the price paid by Satoshi must disappear", Gojou Satoru's constant "lucky 10 billion" triggers a tiny bug in the world and uses a curse to keep Satoshi by his side. Therefore, Gojou is between existence and non-existence. The only thing that maintains Wujo's existence is Gojo Satoru's love (curse) for him. 3. Gojo was seven years old when he died (less than seven years old) and could only be maintained at this point in time, so he was seven years old forever. If he didn't refine copper or engage in ambiguity, he would just be a sticky xxj sticker without any sexual impulses. Intention: Have a bright heart and never give up