Once upon a time, there was a funny man named Song Ci. One day... He traveled through time and his mission was to conquer the heroine.
But as a person with extremely low emotional intelligence and not affected by the Mary Sue world, he always encounters the following scenes when doing tasks:
① Song Ci and the heroine were running wildly, and the heroine fell down: "Go! Leave me alone!" Song Ci: "Okay."
②Song Ci gave money to the heroine, and the heroine said: "Am I the kind of person who only cares about money?" Song Ci: "If you don't want to, forget it."
③The heroine is kidnapped, the villain: "She is mine." Song Ci: "Well, yours."
Heroine + Villain +... + Cannon Fodder No. N: "Why doesn't he play according to the routine?"
#On how broken it is that the male protagonist never plays according to the routine#
#On how bad it is that the heroine always runs away with the villain#
In short, this is a story about funny people playing fast travel in the Mary Sue world.
Concept: Why are straight men single?