Super Murderous Killer Diary

The weather is really nice today, and I have received a mission to kill the target. Alas, the target was already dead before I even entered the door. A colleague is taking away my business. How should I file a protest with the union? I'm waiting online. It's very urgent. · · There are three time-travelers in the border town: a killer who is cold and cool on the outside, but a charlatan on the inside and complains crazily. A painter who is passionate about art and invention, and a county magistrate who finally succeeded after time travel after repeatedly failing the public examination. There are aliens with ulterior motives, an awkward prince who hides his true feelings with his dandy behavior, and an emperor who loves beauty more than his country. This is a warm, loving and joyful (???) Sand sculpture story. ===== Code it casually, it's an old account with no rankings to climb, you can only write it as a play Demining: First-person diary format. There is no outline, so I have to figure out what the CP is. Anyway, it cannot be more than 1V, and it will not pass the review. Everyone is funny, no one is normal [there may be normal people] Although I don't know what kind of memes I will write now, but according to the author's nature, he will probably write a lot of memes. For the time being, it is assumed that everyone knows the source of the memes. If you don't know, you are welcome to ask questions. [Said as if someone would look at it] Intention: Funny