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This article is also known as:
"I am the only normal person in the world"
"The Boss Suddenly Has Normal Thoughts"
"Help, my assistant's brain is blooming. How can I break it?" Ps: They are really blooming, the kind of small white flowers that sway in the wind, my head is full, waiting online, very urgent
One peaceful morning, a domineering president woke up from bed and suddenly had thoughts.
He began to feel that something was wrong with the world around him.
He drives to work every day from the top of a mountain in the countryside, a four-hour drive from the company.
Every day a woman accidentally spills coffee, and every day a woman accidentally falls and bumps into him.
The first page of the contract he signed said "a contract that can earn one billion", and the next dozen or so pages were all blank. His assistant and the people who signed the contract with him didn't think there was anything wrong with this contract.
Boss Ba: "..."
One day, when he was at work, no one knocked him down, and his secretary's coffee didn't spill on him.
The boss thought the curse was broken, and then the assistant came back from vacation.
The assistant accidentally fell on the ground and fell on the boss.
While holding the coffee, I accidentally spilled it on the boss.
Boss Ba: "?"
And he discovered that there was something stuck on the assistant's head.
Then he watched as the grass changed into big grass, and then into flowers. More and more flowers were inserted, all over his head, almost engulfing the assistant's head.
Boss Ba: "?"
The tyrant always attacks
Demining：
Main attack ≠ attack and control, of course, also ≠ control
Gong will turn into a kitten, yes, that's right, Gong
sand glyph
Intention: When the truth is false, the false is also true
