South and North (GL)

[What is it like for southerners to go to university in the north? Southern poster: You northerners have terrible heights, terrible drinking capacity, terrible recipes, and the most terrible bathhouses! 58L: Could you please explain clearly where it is scary? Especially the part about the bathhouse, please be sure to write it in detail! Northern poster: I'm almost stunned by my roommate's cuteness! He is small in stature, has big eyes, and is prettier than a doll. He talks like singing. Not only is he virtuous, but he is also a smart little kid. He definitely grew up eating cute things. He is the invincible and most adorable person in the universe! Purpose: Regional exchange