I Have a Jar of Honey

Father is unreliable, mother is unreliable My sister is unreliable, I am unreliable Only my husband is reliable *********** "Sir, this is bad! Madam roasted all the koi you raised!" "Is it enough to eat? There is not enough." "Sir, Madam has come to the accounting room to pay money again! Eight times this month!" "What day does it fall today?" "The eighth day of the lunar month." "..." "My lord!" "What happened again?" "My lady has run away from home!" Liyuan threw the pen away. "My lord, where are you going?" "Humph, she won't take me with her when she leaves." —————— Jealous, clingy, nymphomaniac x gentle, cool, heartthrob, beautiful and powerful Intention: If it's not funny, I'll give you my head