BOSS, Please Don't Come Here All the Time to Get Food
BOSS请不要总来蹭饭
by Bacon and Egg Custard Pasta (培根蛋奶意面)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 189k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 6y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
[[[[Enter v announcement! This article will be published in v on January 3rd, and three updates will be dropped by then ~ Thank you little angels for your continued support! ********** The next new book by the author of Kuai Laikang Yikang! "Don't Eat My Contained Objects" Can you please add it to your favorites? QwQ ********** Copywriting of this article: Bai Yan finally successfully cleared the infinite escape game and came back, but he just wanted to be a salted fish - the kind that he didn't even bother to turn over. "You're kidding! Is it that cats are hard to play with, or dogs are hard to RUA? Look at this free card drawing mobile game, isn't it awesome! So, why should I work so hard to do such a thankless thing? " ——Mobile games are not popular, and so far he has not been able to ship them. All in all, the lazy Bai Yan chose to open a small restaurant and live a life of playing with cats, walking dogs, eating and waiting to die. Fortunately, his skills are superb, and everyone praises his cooking. He has a lot of repeat customers. By the way, he picked up a cute little boy who sweetly calls him brother every day and warms the bed. He also occasionally handles some difficult supernatural incidents for the Special Talents Control Bureau... It's just that he has been a little troubled recently. In addition to his increasingly full and busy days, that is—— Why does this little cutie that I picked up look more and more like the perverted boss I encountered in the escape game before? Fake·little cute/real·big BOSS::) * Ming Shuo was originally the boss of escape games. He was ruthless and inhumane. Even the God of the game was afraid of him. But one day he suddenly developed a strong interest in a little cutie, and then spent all his energy and effort to stalk the cutie for a long time. He always pestered him in every copy, making the difficulty of every escape game rise to the SSS level... Then one day, the little cutie left and disappeared from sight, which made Ming Shuo's heart feel as painful as a missing piece. So, he decided to get his wife back. ——It wasn't until you left that I realized how much I loved you. ——How can those who once peeked into the light return to darkness? Being paranoid and possessive is not a human attack. If you can lie down, you will never sit still. Lazy people suffer. Reading tips/demining: ☆Gong is not a human being, so he does not have the three views of ordinary people. He is very bad and dark, and can only complain about receiving; ☆Both are beautiful when attacked by the beautiful, not only beautiful but also strong, they are each other's first love; ☆This article is a completely imaginary world and has nothing to do with actual people and groups in reality; ☆I don't like the hope in the upper right corner, the author is very fragile inside (..) ☆I'll add more later if I think of anything else. *********Pre-receipt copywriting************ Yu Yi traveled through time and entered a novel that combined sadomasochism, kidney-cutting and miscarriage... In short, it was an old-fashioned crispy duck novel that made people feel bloated, and he was just the cannon fodder in it. He died within three chapters of his appearance, and he couldn't even have a name in his memories. Of course, that's not the point. The point is, Yu Yi discovered that he could enter a strange space called the "Misty Crow's Nest" through dreams, and he also had the special ability to capture and house strange supernatural beings into the Crow's Nest. ——Yu Yi made a wish to Buddha: I don't want to do this. ——Buddha said: No. If you quit, I'll kill you within three days. ——Yu Yi: Okay. In order to save his own life, Yu Yi began to work diligently to capture monsters lurking in normal society, making a small contribution to world peace every day. Until one day, Yu Yi was shocked to discover that the handsome assistant he had accidentally rescued turned out to be the villainous CEO who he complained about every day as having a brain-dead problem. Moreover, the crow's nest siren also sounded loudly at this time. ——Contained object with high threat detected! Tentative level¥*@ cannot be contained! The host is advised to stay away! Yu Yi: Farewell. Jpg, I ran away. A certain fake CEO and real boss snatched him back, his eyes full of possessiveness: "I'm thinking of running away now, don't you think it's a little too late, baby?" *On the surface, he is cold, but in fact, the little cute Pippi complains about being attacked by the super-large dragon and the domineering contained object The attack is a dragon, and there are two dragons. I don't know how to set it up like this (cover your mouth) This article has references and DND related settings In addition, it is sweet, sour and refreshing for sure! Little cutie, why don't you order a collection (?????????) Concept: The happy daily life of a little chef playing with cats and dogs, maybe occasionally a few Ah Piao