Did You Hear That I Was Dead?

The cool and cool boss is aggressive and cynical and naughty ------------------- Rumor has it that Yu Xiaolou is a sensual person, likes men, and indulges in pleasures, which is really immoral! Suddenly one day, the news of Yu Xiaolou's death spread throughout Kyoto. At this time, Yu Xiaolou, who was eating melon with gusto, slowly asked a question in his heart: "You heard that I am dead?" From then on, Yu Xiaolou seemed to have changed into a different person, and he became more courageous, and even extended his claws to the boss Shang Ning! Rumor has it that Shang Xianxian went up to the clear breeze and bright moon, as bright as frost and snow, and his immortal appearance was like a flower on the high mountain, but he was helplessly entangled by a fake dandy. When we met for the first time, Yu Xiaolou hooked Shang Ying's chin: "Why don't you, beauty, be my eighteenth servant?" When they met for the second time, Yu Xiaolou threw Shang Ying to the ground; When they met for the third time, Yu Xiaolou directly forced him to kiss the flower merchant of Gaoling. Unable to bear it any longer, Shang Ye directly pressed the fake dandy against the wall: "Eighteen servants? Huh?" "Ahem, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, what I said is, right? Husband~" One day, I don't know where the news came from that Lord Shang Yong and the playboy Yu Xiaolou had become a Taoist couple. Everyone laughed: "You might as well say that a rooster can lay eggs!" The next day, a message suddenly appeared on Xiujie Express: Shock! All the male spirit chickens in the cultivation world began to lay eggs and give birth to babies one after another! Is this a loss of chicken nature or a loss of morals? Shang Ye: "I did it." ------ Recommended article by gay friends: "I, my skin is all over the three realms" by Qing Ran, an invincible man who runs rampant in the three realms. ------ PS: 1. HE,1V1; 2. Both places are each other's first love, two-way secret love, and love grows over time; 3. If you get a bad reputation, you will be slapped in the face later. The copy was screenshot on 2019.11.14. Intention: The human heart is not enough and the snake swallows the elephant.