I Treat You as Brothers, but You Want to Have Sex with Me

Hello everyone, I am a facially paralyzed sand sculpture. Because I took out the trash and came to a strange place, I was very comfortable. But you can't really tell because I have facial paralysis (proud. Ing) It's okay to wake up in a strange place after a long sleep, um, that's fine. But the garbage all over the floor stinks. Why is this? Fall Author, do you want to stink the protagonist to death as soon as he appears? ! I just went to a piece of garbage, do I need to do this? ! Ahem, sorry for being rude. But I fainted. . . . The garbage bag was taken away. I don't know why you are doing it. Get out of here, that pervert with a bandage on his head! Wait, is that the smiling tiger? Is it sinister? Get out of here! (Written by the author as a primary school student) Intention: Carry forward the spirit of funny.