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Gu Jiaoyang, a descendant of the Immortal Sect, fell asleep while practicing. When he woke up, his soul traveled to the expressway. After waking up, he opened his eyes and looked at a certain overlord who was sitting by the bed with an unknown expression. He only heard the overlord say with a cold face:
"I will be responsible."
It wasn't until he was handed a business card to temporarily marry that Gu Jiaoyang discovered that he had traveled through time in a certain novel about a wealthy family and became a cannon fodder with a miserable ending.
Faced with the original boss, the affectionate male supporting character, who divorced him and chased the protagonist so hard that he couldn't bear a happy ending, Gu Jiaoyang led the observation system to defeat the villain and successfully reached the pinnacle of his life.
Many years later, Gu Jiaoyang was wearing a Bai Lian character and holding a ball socket on the balcony of the villa, watching the silly boss building a snowman in the garden. Not only was he alive and well, but he also blew the head of the black-hearted Bai Lian original.
After finishing building a snowman for a family of three, Dai Gucan looked at the fat little man on the balcony and shouted without any shame:
"Little Yangyang'er! I always miss you!!!"
——You are the scorching sun that burns my heart.
Small theater——
Black Heart White Lotus: Woo hoo hoo, I am the Bai Yueguang in your heart. If my company needs money, please give me money quickly!
Gu Jiaoyang: Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Dai, he is mean to me! I need 10 million to not feel pain in my heart!
Dai Gushen: A bastard from Qianha? Baby, you are not afraid. Why do you feel so sad when you are given 20 million to play around with? Let me stew a lamb to replenish you!
Mr. Dai crooked the Korean-style semi-permanent nose of Black Heart White Lotus with one punch. He took the lamb's hand and put it in his pocket. He went home and killed the most beautiful sheep in the pasture and made a whole-sheep hotpot.
Observation System: Human Observation Record Day
Funny comparison: straightforward Northeastern fool attacking
ps: The relevant information comes from Du Niang Encyclopedia, please do not delve into it.
Male childbirth relies on technological transplantation, and the rejection reaction is serious. Caesarean section is life-threatening. Do not imitate it.
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Pre-released article "Lao Zheng Non-Humanity [End Times]"
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Dawn hid in the shadow of the ruins and asked: "Where are you?"
There was no sound around him, only the boiling temperature in his body answered him...
"Baby, I'm everywhere, always in your body."
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TMOH, the label on the experimental jar is a little worn.
The messenger of hell
Messenger from hell.
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"Do you messengers from hell love to play with colors?!" Li Ming lay on the bathtub, and the hot and dry breath came out of her throat.
"I guess I can answer 'Yes', but of course, I'd rather kiss you."
The water in the bathtub was absorbed by the black creature and slowly merged into a human form. The flowing black body covered the shoulders, leaving a red mark.
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"That's a boring name for you humans, but there are also interesting ones..."
"How about calling me husband?"
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Devouring, symbiosis, power, and... Love.
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"Insert a mutation that loves me into your genes."
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Biochemical experiment symbiote attacks x experiment recorder human subject
ps: ① As the experiment progresses, Gong will become a human, but he will never be a human.
② The facial expression is similar to that of a cute girl, but the actual body is 218cm tall.
③Gong does not have three views, the symbiotic subject feeling is his three views.
④Alternative cultivation.
Pps, yes, the nickname is TOM.
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