He's Full of Lies

An edible ghost-catching article for the faint of heart (the author himself is a timid star) Strange and strange + a bit of suspense—— One chapter updated every night at 8 o'clock ======Copywriting====== Qi Yu is a serious political and legal male anchor with excellent style. Ever since I bumped into the ghost captured by Zhou Er, everything started to go off the rails. He first jumped (tuo) (yi) (wu) in the legal live broadcast column, causing the program to be suspended. He was possessed by a ghost again and disappeared for more than ten days. He suddenly woke up in a hotel bed with someone sleeping next to him... Zhou Er... Qi Yu: Something is wrong with me recently. I seem to like men. Zhou Er:? ? ? That's right, I like men too Qi Yu: No, I mean I seem to be possessed by a female ghost. She... Zhou Er: Did she inspire your inner potential to like men? Qi Yu: ... It is impossible to bend, not even in this life. Many years later, I went out on a self-driving tour... Zhou Er: That girl just now is so pretty! Qi Yu: Oh? (Slam on the accelerator to 120 mph) Zhou Er: Ahhhhhhh! It doesn't look good, it doesn't look good. My little fish is the prettiest and I love you the most! Qi Yu: Well, sorry, my feet were shaking just now. Zhou Er:...... The veteran cadre's gentle attack x the illiterate gangster's Four small unit stories This article is purely fictitious and any similarity is unlikely Intention: