If you are fully booked, please give me a squeak, I mainly want to send you red envelopes.
Pre-receipt: "Civet Cat Breeder"
Pre-receipt: "The Magic Stick Who Works Part-time as the Lady of Dali Temple"
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1.
Ruan Yujue, a human resident, picked up a pitiful, weak and helpless little milk cat. (Orange)
It meowed slightly, and she was about to die.
Of course, take it home and pamper it to death.
2.
Ever since Ruan Yujue was able to understand the meow language, she felt completely bad.
It turns out...
"Meow!"
——Stinky woman, take your dirty hands away!
"Meow!"
——I can fall in love with you, huh, I can't fall in love with you!
The most outrageous thing is...
"Meow!"
——Quit smoking where I am!
Ruan Yujue, a smoker, clutched his trouser pockets tightly, saying that this would never be possible in his life.
3.
One day, the young marshal in uniform, who was 1.9 Meters tall, had eight-pack abs, and had distinct mermaid lines. He had a strong aura and easily restrained Ruan Yujue and pressed him into his arms.
Just like that time, she grabbed the cat by the scruff of its neck and took it home.
He condemned without any aggrievement.
"Kissed my head and still wanted to leave."
"Ruan Yujue is really a bad woman!"
Please collect it.
Demining:
1. The heroine smokes.
2. It is mainly a story about a cat slave who wanted to obscenely have a cat.
3. Magical farming (not farming).
4. Highway.
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Pre-receipt of "Civet Cat Breeder"
Su Jing has a secret, every rainy day he turns into a civet cat.
Every time she transformed, she would hide in the haystack and wait peacefully for the rain to stop.
Until one time, she was grabbed by the back of the neck by the owner of a pair of impeccably maintained black leather shoes.
The man held it up to the level of his dark eyes, thoughtfully.
Su Jing took a look and found out that it was the big boss who exploited her every day!
The civet cat yelled loudly on the spot, "Meow, meow!"
Zhou Yan thought for a moment, nodded his chin indifferently, and said reluctantly, "Okay."
"Meow, meow!" (While cursing, meow's body language is extremely uncooperative, and everyone can see it)
Zhou Yan rubbed the cat's head lovingly...
The poor civet cat was thrown into the car and was forcibly taken home by the big boss.
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Although the big boss usually acts like a powerful plague god, he is actually a cat slave inside.
It's just that this cat slave doesn't understand cats!
Su Jing was so angry that his beard blew up every day!
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The straight man doted on the civet cat, while Su Jing domesticated Zhou Yan.
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Advance collection of "The Magic Stick Who Works Part-time as the Lady of Dali Temple"
Xi He's biggest dream since childhood was to make money.
Daddy's aphrodisiac prescription? Don't do it with small money.
Mother's secret to giving birth? Don't do it with small money.
Relying on the art of fortune-telling (trap), divination (turning), and hexagram (deception) learned from wandering Taoist priests? Xi He seemed to see money flying everywhere in his eyes, do it!
So they took turns setting up stalls in front of the 480th Temple in the capital. For no other reason than fear of being beaten.
Until one day, when he saw a young man with luxurious clothes and extraordinary equipment, Xi He thought that he would wash his hands in a golden basin after finishing this job: "Young Master, I see that you have auspicious stars in your life, but you also have bad luck in your life. It is extremely dangerous. I will make a divination for you to help you turn bad luck into good luck."
Dali Temple Qing Bai Xiuzhu's eyes dimmed, thinking that this little liar had hit the gun by himself, so Bai Xiuzhu "caught" her very cooperatively.
Xi He beat his chest and followed Bai Xiuzhu every day and was driven by him, regretting his mistake.
After a long time, Xi He was held up by his collar and said, "Calculate your marriage fate for me."
Xi He said flatteringly: "My lord, with the blessing of the Fox Fairy, I will surely enjoy the blessings of all the people in the future."
Bai Xiuzhu snorted coldly: "He is indeed a liar."
Partially Belief in Theology Little Liar x Scientific Mystery Detective Kashiwa
Intention: None yet.