[The new article "Master, I'm Just a Little Tiger" is now available, come and watch the cute little tiger! !
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Zhuang Yu, who considers himself a straight man, accidentally came across a pornographic article. He looked at the little boy with the same name as himself in the article and looked at him with contempt: "He took the bet seriously when he was drunk, and even live-streamed dressed as a woman. He is a man who stands upright and should not engage in live-streaming dressed as a woman!"
Zhuang Yu, who had come back from the dead and passed through the book, was sneering and preparing to burn the "Women's Clothing Live Broadcast Betting Contract" when suddenly there was a "ding" in his mind, and then a mechanical sound prompt sounded: [The boss' live broadcast system has been bound].
Zhuang Yu:? ? ? ?
[The boss category is being selected for the host...]
[Category has been extracted, the host is [Women's Clothes Boss]]
Zhuang Yu:? ! ? ! ?
[Please host to start a daily two-hour live broadcast of women's clothing.
Zhuang Yu: I won't broadcast it even if I die.
OK.
[Ding, the host is suffering from liver cancer. If you live broadcast in women's clothing for two hours every day, you can exchange for points to make yourself cured.
Zhuang Yu:......
System, hello to your family.
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When Cheng Yi came back from a business trip, he heard that his own mother had sent a new person to the assistant department, who was a marriage partner for him. He looked around and mistakenly identified him as Zhuang Yu, who came to work on the same day.
The appearance is quite to his liking, but the other party secretly watches other women's live videos during work hours? !
After writing down the number of the live broadcast room, Cheng Yi searched for it, and then looked at the person in the video whose face remained unchanged but put on a skirt, and acted like a baby in a lolita tone without any burden, Cheng Yi fell silent.
Isn't she his "fiancée"? What's the point of calling someone a brother?
Cheng Yi: I agree to the marriage.
Zhuang Yu:? ? ? Boss, what are you talking about?
Demining:
1. During Xiao Shou's live broadcast, he dressed up as a woman and acted cute and coquettishly, which was very freeing for him.
2. The background is fictitious, same-sex marriage is allowed.
————The copy of the pre-released article "Transforming into the Villain Egg in the Taoist Temple [Chuang Shu]" ————
Others wear books and become bosses.
Leng An was transformed into an egg, an egg that could see ghosts.
And he is also a villain who is destined to be punished by the protagonist for his many evil deeds.
Leng An thinks it's good to be an egg for the rest of his life, he doesn't want to go out at all (manual smile. Jpg)
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Chao Yang's master said that inside the egg was the ancestor of their Taoist temple, and Chao Yang really served the egg as if he were his ancestor.
Finally, the egg cracked and the ancestor came out!
Chao Yang happily reported the development of the sect to his master and asked his master what he thought?
Leng An nodded expressionlessly.
Thinking that his master was dissatisfied, Chao Yang used all his strength to swing his sword and asked his master how he was doing.
Leng An clapped his hands with indifferent eyes.
The master's demands were too high, so Chao Yang had no choice but to perform a unique skill - he caught a fierce ghost in the clear day, then tore it apart and pressed it on the teppanyaki to bake it into cumin ghost dried food for the master to enjoy.
Leng An: ... Oh! ! ! !
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When Leng An realized that he had something wrong with his young disciple, he didn't panic at all.
Really don't panic.
He is going to die at the hands of the protagonist anyway, so what difference does it make if he dies early or dies later? It's better to bite the bullet and die under the peonies.
It was late at night and the wind was high, Leng An tricked Chao Yang into his house.
The next day, Leng An limped out with his hands on something.
The silly villain is attacked by a simple and upright man
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Recommended article by a gay friend, it's very interesting~
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Purpose: Modern young people should be self-reliant, develop more side jobs, and explore their own versatility