Hey~ It's my fault that I was too good and was forced to be an apprentice after time travel!
Alas~ I am too powerful, and all the demons and monsters have been conquered by me. (= =||| It's the other way around)
Hey~ It's my fault that I'm too beautiful. Anyone who sees me will scream. (= =|||That's because I was scared)
Alas~ It's my fault that I stand out so much that all the handsome men are chasing after me. (- -|||That's hunting)
"Hey~ Although spanking and scolding are both kissing and loving, you guys are using too much force."