Joey pressed his ears: "What did you say your name was just now?"
Fang Wenfeng: "Fang Wenfeng, Li Yifeng's peak."
Joey (drawing out a 40-meter sword): "I'll give you another chance, tell me! What's your name?"
Fang Wenfeng: "Li Yifeng, Fang Wenfeng's peak. Look at my sincere face!" This guy's face changed back and forth between Li Yifeng and Fang Wenfeng.
Joey:……
Everyone:......
Joey: "So, one of your powers is face changing?"
Fang Wenfeng: "I am Li Yifeng originally. Fang Wenfeng is a pseudonym after the end of the world. However, no matter how the world changes, your male god will still be your male god!" So, come to my arms...
Joey: "Boss, don't you feel ashamed to lie like this?"
Everyone whose feelings were deceived: ... Yeah, I'm not ashamed, but proud! The boss glanced at him.
Everyone: ... We feel wronged, so we just eat it and get killed by the look in our eyes.
Fang Wenfeng: "I'm from Chengdu, and face-changing is a specialty of Sichuan."
Joey: "Pandas are also a specialty of Sichuan. Why don't you become a panda and eat bamboo?"
Fang Wenfeng: "So Madam likes this tune! I'll change it for you tonight! But speaking of it, panda and I have something in common."
Joey Ice Cube Face:... At night? ? ? I don't like having too much hair on my body, ah! I don't think the taste is spicy! No, why do I think so much when I am single?
Fang Wenfeng: "We are very specific in what we like to eat. Pandas still like to eat bamboo after many years of evolution, but I only like to eat you no matter what!"
Joey: ... This cliff is not the character of my male idol.
This article is the author's nonsense! For entertainment purposes only. I also hope that all readers will not be embarrassed. If you don't like it, please go around! It is said that the article I wrote was criticized so much that it could easily lead to time travel incidents. Readers, please collect carefully, taste carefully, and travel with caution! Note: I love Brother Zaozao! Welcome to the pit~ The pit has been filled with water, please bring your swimsuit and trunks and enjoy your swim~
Intention: Dedicated to the unrestrained imagination of my boyfriend and roommate