Which class in the junior high school are you in?" I hit you slowly? Your father, I am already a freshman in high school!
Do you think this is the Mary Sue love between a bad student and a top student? No.
"Why did you break up with my brother? My brother is so good, but you don't learn anything every day.
"Shu, even if you have a good-looking face, do you think someone will still like you?"
Sister, your brother has nothing but good grades, is not handsome, and is a central air conditioner. When we were in love, I was the one who recharged his phone bill, I was the one who brought him breakfast every day, I was the one who bought him school supplies, and I sent him - -The one with more than a hundred messages is me, the one who eagerly waits for him to send messages to me every day, and the one who behaves like a licking dog in a relationship is me; your brother, you have to hand in your cell phone, and you only use it for one and a half days a week without sending me a message, and you take four vacations a month. In the first week of vacation, I have to spend time with my grandma, in the second week of vacation, I have to spend time with my eldest sister, in the third week of vacation, I have to spend time with my second sister, and in the fourth week of vacation, my classmates have a birthday. Maybe I am just a loser. I have sent hundreds of messages in one month of vacation without replying to a single word, but I am online playing games every day. I can't stand cold violence
After we broke up, his sister still came to educate me? Damn it
Boom! News!
I won't be with you, even though you are my boyfriend, I just broke up half a day ago
Yeah, please give me some face, okay? I won't be obsessed with beauty.
Really fragrant warning!
Baby, come and touch my abs.
! ? What about the aloof and abstinent boyfriend you promised?
The girlfriend's love alarm has sounded, it's time to be a qualified wingman!
Me: Call his husband now. Best friend: I don't [cover face]
Purpose: Say no to campus bullying and say goodbye to depression