Okay, I admit defeat and I'm going to sprinkle some sugar.
The main content here is the cp extras about the turbulent new century without cp next door, including Ivor and Jie Tong or various other inexplicably cp-worthy combinations.
For the sake of the rationality of the main text, I still put the cp here. In the future, I may also put other articles or cps unrelated to the article.
Dear little cuties who want to eat CP, please move here and ignore the main text QAQ
Intention: Eat sweets