I suspect that the school sweetheart has a crush on me. I'm not narcissistic and I'm not joking. You know, even a straight man like me smells the smell of an asshole!
Although the school sweetheart is handsome and talented, I am really not gay, so when faced with the school sweetheart's confession, I chose to refuse...
The school girl looked at me with a smile: "Dear, what do you want to say?"
Me: "... I said I am willing, can you put the knife down?"
Intention: None