[Next door "Little Raccoon Becomes a Dad in the End of the World" is now open, little cuties can go and collect it ovo]
While Hami was on a global expedition on a cruise ship, the ship was hit by a glacier and turned over. When he opened his eyes, he unexpectedly arrived in prehistory...
On a glacier, in order to survive, Hami dug a snow cave and was about to bury himself in it when something bit his legs and pulled him out... When he looked back, he saw, holy shit, what a big black snake!
Tengyan is a black flying snake. During the battle with the Tyrannosaurus Rex, he unfortunately lost a leg and could not transform back into a human body. He became a strange beast that the orcs despised.
One day when he went out to look for food, he discovered a cute little beast. This little beast was good at everything -
He can cure diseases, he can use salt, he can cultivate wild fruits and vegetables,
Build a besieged city, burn bricks, build one house after another,
Spinning linen, knowing how to make clothes, one piece of white paper after another,
Raising livestock, conquering the sea, and cooking one kind after another,
There is a way to smelt bronze, make weapons, and build homes.
Wow, I am so timid. When I saw him, I rolled my eyes and was scared to death...
The indifferent and somewhat skinny Chinese medicine doctor VS the beautiful, strong and miserable Teng Shegong with mental disorder
On the road to mutual redemption, we have each other as our companions and we are not alone.
Instructions for consumption:
·A story about prehistoric infrastructure farming, a long-flowing and slow-heating type, and your life will get better and better in the future.
·The three genders in the article are orcs, sub-orcs, and women.
·The survival background in the early stage is on land. In the later stage, the ocean will be conquered and the orc king city will be established.
·Exotic beast, in the text, refers to a beast that cannot transform into a human body. It is rejected by all orcs and can transform into a human body.
2019.10.14 Zhalang screenshot~
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Pre-order No. 1 "Little Raccoon Becomes a Father in the End of the World"
Xie Ran, as a little raccoon spirit who has practiced for more than a thousand years, when he ascended through the calamity, because the prototype's eye sockets were too dark, and his eyebrows and mouth were too white, he was mistaken for a skeleton by the drunk Thunder God and Lightning Mother in the night. The Thunder God and Lightning Mother, who had a personal grudge against the Bone Demon, immediately struck with thunderbolts. After the strike, he realized that he had made a mistake, and Xie Ran, who had been struck badly, had turned into a black smoke and traveled to another interstellar world.
When Xie Ran landed, as a flightless bear, he thought he would fall into a pulp, but he didn't expect that a human flesh cushion would be placed under him, saving his life.
Xie Ran is a little raccoon who only knows how to repay kindness. He dragged the unconscious human body mat by one leg and took him to the doctor...
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Nie Chuan, the most authoritative leader of the R city base, and the Zombie King exploded their crystal nuclei and died together. I thought I had completely said goodbye to this world, but I didn't expect that when I opened my eyes, I was in a dimension...
There was a gentle voice coming from above, "My good son, please help Daddy put the rice and flour bags in order and make them tidy. The end of the world is coming soon, so we need to save a lot of food."
Nie Chuan:? ? ?
When will I have a father? ? ?
The soft and cute little raccoon who is naturally stupid is fine with X and the crazy base boss who pretends to be a weakling is attacking
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Pre-order No. 2 "When a metaphysics boss transforms into a cannon fodder for a rich family"
1.
Jian happy was reborn, and his soul passed through the body of the young master of the Jian family who had the same name and surname as him.
Then netizens discovered that the young master of the Jian family who was crazy about chasing men on Weibo suddenly stopped chasing him and his style of painting changed.
Master Jian happy only picks up the happy V: Take a look, take a look, draw talismans to read Feng Shui, dispel evil spirits and eliminate resentment, break up the five elements, and jump off the building to sell off the price today...
Netizen: Jian Baoshan, aren't you chasing Yu Heng?
Master Jian happy only picks up happy V: What is Yu Heng and can it be eaten? Does he smell like a villa?
Canhui Entertainment President Yu Heng V: Just wait for someone to slap you in the face.
A few days later, the film studio invested by Canhui was haunted. Jian Xi appeared with an egg in one hand and a Bagua plate in the other. She said with a smile, "I can give you peace on the set, but you have to post an apology for the slap in the face. Besides, raising dragon eggs is very expensive. For the sake of being an old acquaintance, I will only charge you 30 million for nutrition."
Yu Heng: Are you crazy because of poverty?
Jian happy stared at him without speaking.
The next day, Yu Heng posted a blackface apology on his blog
Netizens: Mr. Yu, does your face hurt?
Until the dragon egg broke out of the shell, holding a huge sum of 30 million in his hand, and seeing the little dragon cub growing more and more like an enlarged version of Yu Heng, Jian Xi doubted herself whether the money was too little :(
2.
Jian Xi's fortune-telling has become very popular. He has transformed from a hot-tempered rich second generation whom everyone hates to see, to the most famous metaphysics blogger on the Internet. He is good at drawing fortune-telling, fortune-telling, Feng Shui, predicting misfortune. He also likes to bring a glittering egg to live broadcasts in mass graves to dispel evil spirits and eliminate grievances. He also sells academic amulets, ghost-expelling amulets, peach blossom amulets, and evil-dispelling amulets...
When netizens saw his true ability, they fell to their knees and asked for divination.
A real estate tycoon: Master Jian, please ask for divination. I will give you a luxurious villa covering an area of 2,000 meters in the city center as a reward.
Jian happy: Okay, okay (????)?
An international movie queen: Master Jian, please ask for divination, and I will reward you with a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Jian happy: Okay, okay (????)?
A certain popular actress: Master Jian, please ask for divination, and I will give you five million in cash as reward.
Jian happy pinched her waist: Okay, okay, let the labor and management wait : D
Feng Shui Master Shou vs Domineering President Golden Dragon Attack
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"Stop making trouble, we're working on infrastructure!" By looking at the bright moon with handkerchief
In order to accumulate the righteousness needed for promotion, I worry about the national infrastructure every day.
A cool article about infrastructure upgrades~super cool~~
Purpose: No matter how difficult the current situation is, never give up your yearning for life