It feels good to cultivate immortality for a while, soaring to the crematorium
After being struck by thunder from the sky, Su Muqian, who ascended to the fairy world, discovered that something was not right in this fairy world.
You can drink the good wine and jade dew you promised, but why does this fairy world look so poor?
Su Muqian, whose purpose in cultivating immortality was to gain fame and fortune, became desperate, numb, and wanted to run away.
It happened that the way of heaven in a certain world needed a programmer, so Su Maqian decisively chose to join the way of heaven.
Goodbye to the fairy world, I will eat barbecue and drink beer in the human world while watching you pretend to be cool.
Not even two days into the good days, she discovered that the roof of her home seemed to have become some kind of Feng Shui treasure...
What is it about the roof of my house that attracts you? You all have to come here to escape the disaster! !
No, if you don't repair the roof, you won't be able to survive even if you fail to escape the tribulation!
It doesn't work even if you don't have money. If you don't have money, you need to issue an IOU first, and it won't be over until you repay it!
After accepting a lot of IOUs, she discovered that from the domineering CEO around her, to the liar at the roadside stall who tried to tell her fortune, to the elementary school monk who was greedy for fried chicken, how come they all looked so familiar? Aren't these people the unlucky ones who failed to escape the tribulation on her roof?
After meeting the creditor, each of these people not only did not try to compensate, but even took the opportunity to repay.
It is impossible to make them pay with their flesh, except for those who can offer delicious food.
So in the end, only Su Muqian's cat succeeded in paying the penalty.
Male protagonist: Don't I have the body to compensate for my success?
Su Muqian: First shovel the forest above your head and then we can discuss this issue.
Purpose: Pay debts with food, no exception except cats
