Bean Sprouts Growing on My Bed

—————— Ps: 1/The introduction is in first person, but the article is from third person perspective 2/This article is strange but not scary. —————————— My name is Mei Chunyu, the 32nd generation descendant of Chuma. Now trapped in the Fifth Mental Hospital. A week ago, a bean sprout suddenly grew on my bed. Not only could it talk, but it also said it wanted to sleep with me! I was so frightened that I quickly told my master about it. My master, that bad old man, is very bad. He believed it, but turned around and deceived me into this mental hospital. If you see this message, please help me, a poor young man who has nowhere to go. I now need 2,000 yuan to be discharged from the hospital. You can transfer it to me via WeChat or Alipay. The account number is my mobile phone number. When I get out, I can teach you the magic of magic, turn stone into gold, and make gold every day! It is not a dream to become tall, rich, handsome or fair and to reach the pinnacle of life! I, Mei Chunyu, do what I say! (Xiao Dongbei is a fairy, soft and cute on the outside, wild and passionate on the inside & a maniac who became a big man before the founding of the People's Republic of China) Idea: How to break something strange growing at home?