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Due to a system failure, an alternative system finally succeeded in binding the first host in life. However, the host set by Long Aotian had already reached the pinnacle of life on his own... And no longer needed the burden of the system.
Therefore, how can it appear without being beaten to death by this host who is already at the top of its combat power? Waiting online is quite urgent.
"Congratulations on successfully binding the world domination system."
Standing at the pinnacle of life, the host who has already dominated the world: "?"
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"Congratulations on triggering your first mission, please accept a junior fighter as your younger brother!"
The territory is full of ninth-level fighters, but there is no host for junior fighters: "??"
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"A good future overlord needs to expand his social circle before he succeeds. Please make a few like-minded friends!"
He has become a god and was resisted by the God of Light together with other gods. His combat power is one against five. The only drawback is that he is a host who is so strong that he has no friends: "..."
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Fortunately, in addition to the main tasks that are programmed to death, the system that is about to be beaten to death by the host can also perform small side tasks on its own.
System: "Congratulations, you have triggered a special side mission. Please say I love you to your system. Mission reward: You will receive the love of a complete system."
Host: "…………"
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System: I really sacrificed too much in order to prevent the host from beating me to death.
PS: Su Dao has no human rights, is omnipotent in heaven and on earth, and has a domineering host (with a mysterious accent). The host attack
The background is magical, a mixture of east and west, a hodgepodge, and the process of civilization is in the late period of the first industrial revolution.
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"I'm such a big shell!" ?
Guiluo is a homebody. With his extremely hard turtle shell, no one can bully him. He lives in the turtle shell and spends his days either sleeping or reading novels and watching TV shows. However, he never expected that when he woke up, the shell that could protect him forever... It was gone!
==! My shell is there! ? I have such a big shell! ?
Can a turtle without a shell still be called a turtle? QWQ
In the cold wind, Gui Min gradually realized this tragic fact. He hugged his fragile body tightly and made up his mind to find his shell!
God pays off, and after experiencing all kinds of crowd friction that is no less than hell for social fear, Gui Ming finally senses his shell in the vast sea of people!
——"Give me back the shell!" He pointed angrily at the shell thief!
——"Yours?" Not only did the shell thief not have the slightest sense of shame, he actually said: "Who is the shell thief? Huh? Little sea hare?"
After Xuanwu cultivated into human form, he hid his shell. Who would have thought that after thousands of years, there would be an uninvited guest in the shell that he had hidden. He, a careless master, took possession of his shell and took his shell as his own. At first, he thought it was pink and cute, so he let it go. Unexpectedly, this little guy came to the door without thinking about life and death.
——Gui Ming: "==!" Damn it! It's too late for him to run away now!
——Xuanwu: It's too late.
Intention: Return to the top and make a comeback against the wind