We are all flowers of the motherland, but we meet the gardener who pours poison. He was a gangster and we couldn't afford to offend him, so we had to succumb to his jeans. I heard that he even threatened the principal, wow! It's really awesome. The teacher said that we can walk sideways in school from now on, and he is covering us. It feels so good to have his thighs holding us. Sports Committee Member: Teacher, can't we walk normally?
Intention: Funny