Mai Xiaotian is the one who takes the blame for the villain boss, he really takes the blame! She followed the villain with a big black pot on her back, ready to cook at any time...
The villain raised his hand and gave him three dishes and one soup. Mai Xiaotian set up a stove on the spot and started a fire to cook.
Whenever people are quiet at night, Mai Xiaotian always thinks about it. She clearly took the script of Infernal Affairs, but why did it become the story of the cooking class?
She is an undercover agent from the Immortal Sect who entered the demon world! You don't tell anyone until you get the information. You follow the villain boss all day long and cook for him. You don't improve your cultivation level, but your cooking skills are improving day by day. What's this thing?
Many years later...
Mai Xiaotian: "To tell you the truth, actually I..." I am an undercover agent of Xianmen.
The villain's Adam's apple twitched and he tugged on his collar: "It goes without saying, I'll give you a chance to rise to the top. Come on."
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Questions from the Little Theater: 1. Do you have any regrets about the past?
Mai Xiaotian touched his chin: "Yes, I have a big regret. Before I seriously entered Taoism, I had a little donkey. Later, the donkey disappeared. From then on, the other donkeys became generals."
2. Are there any past events that are unforgettable and difficult to look back on?
The villain pondered for a moment and stared at the sky: "Regrets, past events... It's probably like a carrot dangled in front of your eyes, but you can't eat it."
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During the fight between Cang Lin and his opponent, his opponent cast a soul-transferring spell, and his soul possessed a donkey. Not only that, his mad opponent also cast a spell on him. Only when he is kissed by the woman he likes can he leave the donkey body and return to his true body.
Everyone in the three realms knew that Cang Lin was a heartless, cold-blooded demon who could never be passionate about any woman.
Until one day, he wore black clothes with wide sleeves, stepped on the blue clouds and reached the sky, and chopped off his opponent's arm with a knife.
Everyone: Didn't you say he turned into a donkey? It would never be possible to leave the body of a donkey and return to adulthood. Why did he come back in just half a month?
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Continuation article "Mistaken for the coquettish leader of the Hehuan Sect"
[The charming female sect leader x the big snake demon who looks cold but is actually wild]
In the tenth year of Nantang's time travel, he was forced to become the coquettish and vicious head of the Hehuan Sect.
The original sect leader was dead, and she watched him die before her eyes, being blown up into fireworks.
Coincidentally, her body looks exactly like the original sect leader.
So her master, the head of the dilapidated sect, had an idea and asked her to pretend to be the leader of the Hehuan Sect, with the purpose of making the Hehuan Sect bigger and stronger and create greater glory.
Nantang: "???"
She has nothing to say!
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After Nantang was carried back to the sect by the disciples of the Hehuan Sect, when it was her turn to teach, the new disciples hoped that the sect master would personally demonstrate how to take down the high-cold cauldron in the shortest time.
Nantang: "..." Are you trying to make things difficult for me, Fat Tiger?
In order not to reveal his identity, Nantang went to a small restaurant privately and bought a man who looked cool and upright.
She reconciled her confession with the man, and after obtaining his consent, she pretended to kidnap a cold man and acted out a scene of "attacking the cold cauldron" in front of her disciples.
In order to act realistically, holding hands, kissing and blowing out lamps... I did everything I had to do.
After the mission was accomplished, Nantang gave him various magic weapons and spiritual stones and sent him away.
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However, not long after, on the battlefield between good and evil, she saw that the boy she bought to play with was respectfully called "Emperor" by the demon kings of the demon clan.
They said that man was the emperor of the demon world who had disappeared for eight hundred years.
Nantang: "..." Are you trying to force her to death? !
The Emperor of the Demon Realm walked up to her with a smile, took her hand, and touched her pulse with two fingers: "Take the egg and don't come to fight."
Nantang: "???"
The emperor looked at the five, six, seven or eight cauldrons standing next to her, and smiled slightly: "Let these foils be dismissed."
That night, the emperor took over what the cauldron should do and worked hard all night until dawn. He felt refreshed and his waist was not sore and his legs were not weak.
Nantang: She wants to disband the sect... Mainly because she doesn't want to practice with an ancient snake. The key is still a nine-tailed snake. It's so fucking terrifying, even if she were the sect leader, she wouldn't be able to resist it!
Purpose: a positive story