This article mainly tells a romantic story about how a half-immortal who has practiced for thousands of years but has not yet become an immortal overcomes all difficulties and breaks the four corners to find true love. The protagonists here are the charming and arrogant Xuanqing Palace, the demonic and illusory Tianshu Palace, and the messy Half-Immortal Lord in the wind. The full text combines dog blood, thunder, brain damage, and pretending to be 13. Core idea: Wherever there is no blood in the world, one thunder every day will make you healthier! If you only pretend to be 13 in life, why are you laughing so stupidly!
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