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It's another annual sect recruiting event, and all sects in the world are working hard to promote it.
Qingcheng School: Do you want to be a dashing swordsman in white clothes? Do you want to become a great hero and be admired by thousands of people? Do you want to be written into the list of celebrities and have your great achievements sung by future generations? Then join us! Qingcheng School, the cradle for your dreams to come true! Hulala group of people
Shaolin: Form is emptiness, emptiness is form. When you enter my Buddhist door, all five elements are empty. Hulala, another group of people
Chixiao Valley: If you don't save people and are unjust, you are not an upright person. We only teach killing and chivalry. Please go out and turn right. [Hoola la la la, a big group of people]
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Someone discovered Tian Chongmen Admissions Office squatting in a corner and quietly growing mushrooms. "Is there anything special about your sect?"
The person in charge of recruiting new members of the Buddhist Tian Chong Sect thought for a while: Does it count if the owner of the sect is stupid and loves to give out money? Hula la la la everyone
Half a month later, the new disciples of Tian Chong Sect held dry steamed buns and complained with tears and anger: "Report! Tian Chong Sect's false propaganda!"
"The sect master of Tian Chong Sect is indeed stupid and rich, but no one told us in advance that the sect master's wife is a picker! She is so picky and vicious, she just knows how to scare us with poisonous poison!"
"Mom, Jianghu is too scary. I want to go home."
The legendary vicious sect master's wife looked at the account book with eyes glistening, and showed an evil smile: "I'm giving the order, except for the sect master and me, the food consumption of everyone else will be reduced by half, and the steamed buns will only be served with pickles."
Intention: Evil will not suppress good