His grandma, Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Uncle Jesus, open your eyes and look at me. I am just a little grass with no merits or hobbies. I finally sent out my kindness to help an old man cross the road. Why do you treat me like this~~~
Wuwu... The grandpas who were helped by others were all kind-hearted, and they could even say "thank you" before they were done. But the grandpa who was helped by me was cunning. He stretched out his claws and grinned his big white teeth, "Girl, come back with me and be my apprentice! Hey, hey, even if you scream, no one will come to save you! Wah, kak, kak, kak..."
Ever since I was tied to this land where no one shits, I have been living a life of dire straits... Wuwu, Mom, I feel like the food you cook, although it is always mushy; Dad, I also miss the smell of your stinky socks, although I once wanted to chop your feet off... (You are too cruel, hey!!) Wuwu, I will never see you again...
"Hey, what are you doing in the corner? Why don't you come over here!"
"Woooooooo..."
"Hey..."
"What blind bastard! Didn't you see that my aunt is here... Uh! Master, master! Uh, today, the weather is nice today, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, please, please spare me, master, I don't dare to be lazy anymore!!"
All in all, to predict what will happen next, let's take a look at the breakdown below! !