(This article has been completed. The follow-up article "ABO, the Last Orange Cat in the Star" is being serialized. I love the big orange cat so much. Please click on the column to collect it)
Original title: "Fake Love in the Name of Cat". Fairy tales heal the wind and are unrealistic, cooked and sweet
There are many fake relationships, but it is probably not that common to fake a relationship to redeem a kidnapped cat.
Qin Bei, a scumbag student with "money power", always pretends to be cold and cold in front of others, but in fact he is just afraid of being exposed by others in his soft and sweet heart.
The male god and academic tyrant Gu Zebei is a perfect archer, and he likes to pick such arrogant little targets to poke at.
The two were tied up when they met, and the first words they ever said to each other were confessions, "You are short of money and I am short of love, which complements each other." All the elements of Honey's first love have been gathered, let's set off!
[Gentle and powerful school sweetheart
I solemnly promise that all the small animals appearing in this article are "specially invited actors" from Mao Chun, and will not suffer any real harm during the "performance" process.
Tips:
1. Sweet text, HE, 1V1
2. The article will involve examinations, mathematics, physics, competitions, homework, college entrance examinations and other content that may cause discomfort to readers.
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The following is the serial copy: "The Last Orange Cat Omega", a fairy tale in the interstellar beast world
The orange cat boss was tired of the nomadic life of fighting and killing, so he was reborn as the only cat in the entire galaxy, the young Omega of the big cat family. He is lazy and will never sit down if he can lie down. Unexpectedly, such a good-for-nothing, No. 1 Loser, Fluffy, dared to openly touch an Alpha human.
The human race in the interstellar world is an endangered species at the national treasure level, and competition for employment is fierce. In order to successfully take over the human being who is in his heart, the orange cat was forced to work hard, overthrown all competitors, and became the most popular sleep aid A|S|M|R "anchor" in the Insomnia Empire, live broadcasting snoring and sleeping and - one-sided show of affection.
Shou: My human and I are a perfect match. We will get married soon. I will give you sweets when the time comes.
[What is it like to receive a wedding invitation only to find out that the groom is you?]
Gong: ... Thank you for the invitation
Shou: I've fallen in love with you and want to take over you. From now on, I'll just purr you and put you to sleep. Do you like it?
Other beasts: We don't like it, so we beg for the rain and dew to fall on our knees! ! !
Shou: They let me get wet with rain and dew, but I will pamper you as long as I do!
Attack: This heavy love (weighing the weight of the orange cat)
"Even if there is only one cat in the universe, it can still rule the (cute) world. Let's see how the orange cat boss pampers humans online and spreads the love and life philosophy of kittens. It is very suitable for human patients with insomnia, sugar deficiency and cloud-absorbing cats." - Recommended by "Maochun Cat Daily" Good article recommendation
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Purpose: A positive and hard-working high school career
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Sweet fairy tale~~It makes me feel warm when I watch it [Spread flowers][Spread flowers]
Sweet fairy tale~~It makes me feel warm when I watch it [Spread flowers][Spread flowers]