(Su Duanjie is a mature old man with a dark belly × a beautiful and kind-hearted young girl)
Banxia is a famous little beauty in Shuangxi Village. She has soft almond-shaped eyes, fair skin, beautiful teeth, red lips, and a gentle temperament. She has entered the night dreams of many men.
However, something unexpected happened, and overnight, she found herself transformed into Xie Sitang, the eldest lady of the Prime Minister's Palace in Beijing.
No one in the house liked her. Only the cheap dad grabbed her hand and said sadly: "Tang'er, it's the Holy One who wants you to marry that General Zhenbei. There's nothing dad can do about it."
She nodded in confusion, and got on the sedan chair the next day, carrying her all the way to the General's Mansion.
On their wedding night, Xie Sitang sat on the bed, feeling hungry. Her nose felt sore and she couldn't help but shed tears.
When Qi Guiyuan came in, this was what he saw.
He sighed, stepped forward and lifted the red hijab, held the little girl's face and wiped away her tears, saying: "Don't be afraid, I won't do anything to you, not where I am."
Xie Sitang's nose twitched: "Where is that?"
"... It's down there."
"Wha, what do you mean no?"
"... I just can't lift it, can't get it up, do you understand?" Qi Guiyuan was stunned and said with a smile.
"Oh..."
Xie Sitang understood, his face felt slightly hot, and after a while he raised his head again and whispered, "Can I eat now?"
"..."
A long time later, when spring passed and autumn came, Xie Sitang finally realized the seriousness of her husband's indifference, so he went to the kitchen to cook a pot of deer whip gumbo soup and brought it over. Qi Guiyuan was so angry that he pinned him on the bed...
Finally, he asked her: "You still don't know if I didn't lift it?"
Xie Sitang was covered in sweat, blushing and burrowing into the quilt, groaning and saying nothing...
Concept: sweet pets, warm and cruelty-free