After Getting the Group Pet Script, I Won by Lying Down

[The new article "The boss became the kid in my mobile phone [Puishu]" has been opened, please collect it~] Shuang Mi has the worst physical constitution among the sects, has a difficult time practicing, and has extremely low cultivation level. But everyone in the entire sect loves her the most. In the sect competition, I didn't even bring the Shuangmi Sword. Master: As long as she is happy. In the secret realm to seize the treasure, Shuangmi holds a bowl and gnaws grapes. Senior brothers: Treasure, is it delicious? Other sects couldn't see it and criticized him. Shuangmi thought for a moment and gave a thumbs up: I will do it. Jpg The news that Shuang Mi was a waste spread throughout the world of immortality, until one day, the world of immortality suddenly experienced drastic changes, the evil demon was born, and all the sects were not spared. Everyone in the Shuoyue Sect wore golden crowns, and when they were about to die generously, they found that the little junior sister they were holding in their palms was scared to death, and was exposed to the claws of the roaring ninth-level beast. Shuang Mi hugged her legs and cried, "Don't come over." The next second, the giant beast was overturned by Shuang Mi's single finger. Under the moonlight, Shuang Mi ran back with tears in her eyes, like a frightened bird, and happened to fly into the arms of the second senior brother who was returning with his sword: "Wuwu, senior brother, the giant beast is so scary." The dying monster: "Ouch!" Shuoyue Sect disciples: "." Lang Jinghuai Mei Feng didn't move even a little, and rubbed the top of her head. The sword tip in his hand was still bleeding, but his voice was very gentle: "Be good, don't be afraid. Brother will hold you to sleep at night." Disciples of Shuoyue Sect: "=Pan=?" - Shuoyuemen has a secret. When I was a child, Shuang Mi rolled down the back hill and picked up a little wolf. She could not put it down and stroked its ears and tail for a long time. Later, when the little wolf disappeared, Shuang Mi wiped her tears and went to look for the second senior brother. As a result, she happened to see the second senior brother with two pointed snow wolf ears standing on his head and a beautifully combed and smooth big tail swinging behind him like a show off. He was admonishing all the brothers: "Remember, you are not allowed to show your canine teeth and tail in front of the junior sister in the future." Shuangya:? ? ? - Tips: The heroine is not talented enough to cultivate immortality with cards, so she draws cards to make up for it. There will be a reasonable explanation for this setting later. - ▼Pre-received article "The boss became the kid on my mobile phone [Puishu]" When Orange Deer finally became disillusioned with her husband in name only, she discovered that the world she was in was actually a love game, and she could still see the progress of the game. In the game, her final outcome was that she was stepped on by the so-called game heroine as a villain, was kicked out of the Fu family, and died miserably on the streets. And that bitch Fu Ling, whom she has never been able to keep warm, is one of the male protagonists who can be conquered. Chenglu decided to divorce Fu Ling immediately, and then accumulated enough admiration points for the other three male protagonists to be conquered, and left this mindless love game. The night before signing the divorce agreement, something unexpected happened. Fu Ling disappeared and turned into a Q-version table pet on Chenglu's mobile phone. # Fu Ling inexplicably turned into a two-headed Q version, a cub version of a domineering president. Fu Ling, who was originally indifferent and indifferent to Orange Deer, became extremely clingy. Cheng Lu looked at the Q version of Fu Ling who had shrunk into a double body in the home interface, huddled on the bed in aggrieved manner, surrounded by piles of women's clothing belonging to her, and holding a dress tightly in her arms. Orange Deer couldn't hold it back and stretched out his hand to poke it. The villain woke up after being poked. He rubbed his eyes and looked at her. Tears suddenly appeared in his eyes: "You are finally back! You haven't come to see me for six hours. You need a super sweet kiss to make up for it." "... Otherwise?" "Otherwise I'll faint from tears immediately." # After transforming from a crybaby cub back to a boss, Fu Ling woke up and recalled the things he did during the Q version, feeling ashamed and angry. Chenglu didn't care, sitting opposite him as usual, holding the long-stalled divorce agreement in his hand. "Now that I've recovered, let's sign it as soon as possible." "... Do you have to sign?" Orange Deer crossed his legs and lowered his head to reply to the text messages from the other three male protagonists who could be conquered. After a while, he was distracted and raised his head, "Huh? What did you say?" "... Nothing." # After the divorce, Cheng Lu happily checked the progress of the strategy that was about to reach the target, but the mobile phone interface jumped to a familiar home scene. The Q-version villain on the small bed is back again, hugging her clothes tightly and murmuring: "Wuwu... I am a bad guy, I was wrong, don't steal my wife." ▼Pre-release No. 2 "I became famous after I got the script of Group Pet" Cha Xi, who has grown from a small camellia, has dark eyebrows, moist eyes, and pink cheeks and snow-white skin. It makes people feel comfortable when she is placed there as an ornament. Before her debut, a picture of a trainee named Reuters became popular all over the Internet. Netizen: Come out soon and let me pamper my beautiful sister! The company took advantage of the situation and gave Cha Xi a character as a group favorite, but she followed a black and red script. She couldn't carry her shoulders, couldn't lift her hands, couldn't dance, and didn't know her lines well. She relied on her teammates to help her in front of the camera. She was euphemistically called "the idiot beauty." Teammates were dissatisfied: "If this kind of trash can make a debut, our company is really doomed——" Chaxi held her face in her hands and smiled at her. Teammate: "——I'm so lucky to debut with her." Netizens were fed up with this routine and protested with the avatar of "Incompetent idol, get out of the entertainment industry". But after Chaxi held the decathlon trophy and the fairy cried at the award ceremony—— Barrage: "Sister, Shark Man Online, why are you so good? I can look at this face for a hundred years!" Chaxi is naturally soft-spoken and has a fragrance that overflows when he walks. He is criticized by others: the Green Tea Master. Until Chaxi frowned and said softly, "No way, is there really anyone who delays work and study to chase stars?" Black fans: I'm angry. I'll immediately swipe a set of 53 to show you my true strength. Black fans: I'm angry. Look at my innovative performance and get a promotion and salary increase. I'm not one of your mindless childish fans. After coming back to his senses—— Black fans:? Am I not a salty fish? Why are you working so hard? I seem to have been fooled by the green tea beauty. But look at me now... Thank you beauty! After it became popular, various love variety shows went crazy to cue Chaxi, hoping to dig out some clues. Chaxi accepted everyone's confession letters with ease, and then rejected everyone with the sentence "Sorry, I already have an ideal type." These include popular idols, sports champions, and powerful movie stars. Even Chaxi looks down on these people? Impossible! The persona is definitely the persona, be careful if you lose it! Then, a mysterious boss appeared out of nowhere, So everyone watched helplessly as what they thought was a master of tea, a master of seduction, a giant of love, and a man who crossed the Qianfan River. He walked up to the other party with a blushing face and started talking about earthy love words seriously: "Look at my hands, I think they are very suitable for wearing the wedding ring you bought." Whole network: awsl! I dream of falling in love with such a sweet girl! My mother asked me why I was watching TV with tears. I said lemon is too sour, sugar is too sweet, and tea stream is too terrible! ▼Other articles in the column seek favors # The sand sculpture prince's online strategy for himself: "Is the prince really smelling good today (Puishu)" Fall in love with the male protagonist's baby in various worlds "Catch the best-looking one to pet me [Quick Wear]" Healing Youth Campus Article "Please My Star Receives the Letter" Sweet and cute elf "Growing up in the palm of the villain [Through the book]" #Other pre-received articles The newspaper published an article "The Bone of Immortality" about his wife's abuse at the crematorium. Intention: Lonely seeker, original intention of love and salvation