Lu Ye turned the roses given by the girl in his hand and asked, "Lin Yan, let me ask you, why are the flowers so red?"
Lin Yan thought for a while and said, "Probably because it needs to be taken care of."
Lu Ye: ... I think you are the one who needs to be dealt with.
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Qi Rao smiled and said: "Then I'll trouble you."
Ye Wenshuo: "You're welcome, just share half of your bed with me from now on."
The smile on Qi Rao's lips froze, and then he said: "Okay, as long as you can climb up."
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In Chinese class, Teacher Qiao said: "Yuanfang, what do you think?"
Yuan Fang replied slowly: "I'm watching from a distance."
Qiao Mu's expression gradually became ferocious: Saonian, I think you lack a beating from society.
Yuan Fang: Oh no, my wife is angry. She has to kneel on the keyboard again tonight.
Yuan Fang immediately stood up and said nonsense seriously: "This is how I see it. I think that for the harmonious and beautiful development of society, we, as the flowers of the motherland, must stand up..."
Qiao Mu: I am speechless
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PS: These are some short stories and paragraphs that I wrote in my free time that I thought were quite interesting. If you don't like them, don't comment.
Concept: too imaginative, too poor in writing, too bloody, and the male protagonist is too stupid