One-sentence summary: The stepping stone for Zha Shou ran away from me.
1.
After many years of practice, Zhou Wen finally understood the great way. Yue Heifenggao found the highest mountain range to prepare for his tribulation and ascension.
Who wants to endure the last tribulation thunder? Suddenly a black hole appears next to him. Before the thunder falls, the black hole pulls him in without any moral ethics!
Zhou asked:? ? ?
Where is my ability to overcome the tribulation thunder? Where did it go? ! What the hell is this! ! Why are you still eating sparrows? !
Originally, he thought that failing to overcome the tribulation and regressing in cultivation and losing his human form was already miserable enough, but he never thought that it could be even worse.
As soon as Zhou Wen opened his eyes, he found that he was being lifted up by a man who was half burnt by lightning. The man was still muttering something in his mouth: "Roasted sparrows fell from the sky, just in time to make a side dish."
Zhou asked: "......"
Stop it! ! !
In order to survive from the hands of men, Zhou Wen had to resort to the tricks he learned in the human world.
Zhou Wen: I am a magical and pitiful little sparrow. I can help you realize your three wishes~
2. Long Duojin picked up a weak roasted sparrow, and originally planned to roast it and eat it directly.
Who would have thought that the sparrow spirit would actually boast that he could fulfill his three wishes.
Hehe, is Long Duojin the kind of silly dragon that is easily deceived?
Long Duojin expressed disdain, and then made three wishes to the sparrow spirit:
Want treasures, gold, and a wife.
Zhou asked:? ? ? ?
There's something wrong with this dragon!
A serious practicing sparrow is attacked by X super powerful sand dragon
The not-so-serious sand sculpture of cultivating immortals
[If you are interested, please click to collect it~ Bow (the copy has been screenshotted and saved on 22.03.11)]
Intention: Good things come in hard times