GG's Reuters photo has been trending on the internet. It's a photo of him kissing a certain actress.
Ever since, DD got jealous
New short jokes will be updated from time to time in the future and will also be placed here.
The general usually does not do business, but only wants to commit the following crimes. His Majesty said: Rebellious ministers should be executed
Your Majesty said that he was outspoken, aloof and arrogant. The general said: My daughter-in-law is doting on me.
Chu Lecheng wanted to be a good emperor, Yi Zhao wanted to be a good general, and then the two of them lived happily.
However, things don't go as planned. Undercurrents in the court are surging, and the border is about to move. There is a mastermind plotting the overall situation. The two conduct overt and covert investigations, and depend on each other for life and death. In the end, they discover that the mastermind behind the scenes is actually...
Yi Zhao: "Your Majesty, have you eaten candy?"
Chu Lecheng (confused): "No."
Yi Zhao: "Why else would it be so sweet?"
Chu Lecheng (expressionless): "I just drank sour plum soup."
Yi Zhao (stroking his belly that had just finished eating, lazily): "Your Majesty, I seem to be pregnant with a dragon seed."
Chu Lecheng (indifferent): "Oh, then I will choose Prince Hitachi."
Intention: gg coax dd