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The protagonist is a student of Mao Spiritual Arts Academy, and he was supposed to spend every day in peace. However, because she is the protagonist, her life cannot be without twists and turns.
Mao Spiritual Arts Academy/House, Ichimaru Nora: "あれ, accidental servant, Ichisu, にらへん?"
[Going home with Kitsune Ginko, not to mention what will happen if Sister Rangiku gets angry, he alone will be chewed up until no bones are left~]
Mao Spiritual Arts Academy/Level 4, Zaraki Kanhachi: "It's a good thing in front of you!"
[Master Ba, your hairstyle is still the same~ It hasn't changed at all... 8600 Probably likes this hairstyle~ So you'd better go find her...]
Hinamori Momo: Do you know? There is a legend that if you confess your love under Senbonzakura on graduation day, the two of them will be together forever.
[Mom... Did Mao pay the name usage fee to Baymax? People say that there is copyright...]
Aizen Soyousuke: If you can, come and have a heart-to-heart talk with me. But, only two people.
[Hehehehe~ Looking for a heart-to-heart talk with Aizen-sama? You should remember Taozi's fate~
Hisagi Shuhei: Be sure to come to the next concert~
[I asked you why there are so many lines on your face~ It turns out you are a visual person~]
Byakuya Kuchiki: How would you cry if I said something disgusting?
[Cough cough cough~ Catfish, are you too equipped with BL's claws... Our Dabai is not so evil...]
Kisuke Urahara: You can buy goods with money. And my love is the only one that is limited to you.
[What else can I say? It can only be said that he is worthy of his true nature as a profiteer. Even his love can be compared with a commodity...]
Ichimaru Gin: I like three people.
[Ah~ Master Aizen, Sister Rangiku, who is the other one? Could it be Kira children's shoes?
Kira Izuru: Impossible.
[I said... It's just a guess~ There's no need to deny it, right? Besides, don't you admire your captain very much?
Yamamoto Genryusai Shigekuni: ＊＊＊＊＊ is prohibited by school regulations.
[Sorry, Captain, river crabs have multiplied recently, so I can only mosaic your words...]
Nirvana: Huh~huh~huh~huh~ It's great to be young.
[Don't be envious... You are young too... After all, the strange uncle also had his youth...]
Tosen Kaname: I like you.
[As expected of the blind captain who is just and kingly, even his confession is so serious...]
Ichimaru Gin: I love it so much that I want to shoot your heart.
[I said... Fox Silver's confession... Might scare off a small group of people, right?
Hisagi Shuhei: Please date me.
[Hmm... Just as serious as your captain... But maybe unexpectedly popular~]
Aizen Sosuke: It will definitely make you happy.
Would you like to use a mirror?
Urahara Kisuke: I like you the most.
[Just don't like me so much that you want to sell me...]
Byakuya Kuchiki: I love you.
[Ah ~ this sentence... Maybe you will never say it in your life, right?
Zaraki Kenpachi: Let's fight each other, I like you.
[Sorry for not accompanying you... Maybe he would be more interested in finding the round head from Hueco Mundo...]
The above dialogue is excerpted from the video introduction of the official spoof version of the BLEACH love simulation game "LOVE BLEACH ~ Love's Zanpakutō で られたい ~", which has basically nothing to do with this article... The square brackets are my rants... And have nothing to do with this article...
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