Fragment one:
One night, Huo Xiuyuan pressed Yu Ran against the wall, "You first bribed my sister, then bewitched my son, and then even my mother was on the same side as you. Miss Yu, don't tell me that you have no interest in me at all?"
Yu Ran raised her eyebrows and said, "Mr. Huo, I think you really misunderstood. My sister and I met abroad. As for Mr. Huo's son and mother, they are so... Hospitable that I can't shirk it. It's really hard to please."
"So Mr. Huo, can you let me go? I haven't sold it to you and I don't owe you any money, so I'm still going to hold it back and not let you go."
"You don't owe me money, but you took my heart away. Shouldn't you pay it back before leaving?"
"Mr. Huo is a bit pushy."
If the joke is not forced, the wife will run away!
Fragment two:
"Mr. Huo, my father said that he does not agree with our marriage."
"What did I do that dissatisfied my father-in-law?"
"Then I'll tell you! First of all, my dad said you are too old and there is a generation gap between us."
"I love my wife when I get older"
"My dad also said that it is easy for rich people without good things to find mistresses outside."
"What's mine is yours, not to mention everything under my name has your name written on it."
"My dad said you have a son and it's not easy to be a stepmother."
"..."
Yu Ran raised her eyebrows and looked at Huo Xiuyuan. Now you are speechless, hahaha.
"Honey, if I had known that I would meet you, I would never have given birth to that boy as a surrogate to cause trouble for our father."
"Oh, it's really boring. It's no fun at all. I won't play with you anymore."
Huo Xiuyuan: I am asking online how to make my drama queen wife not dislike him for being boring.
Concept: 24-year-old beautiful screenwriter