The Whole World of Immortality Calls Me Grandma

[Introduction to this article]: Xuan Tianji, the head of Chenbai Mountain, accepted a closed disciple. She is a fair and tender little girl. It is spread throughout the world of cultivating immortals that Chen Baishan, a new direct disciple, has extraordinary talents, intelligence, and extremely high understanding. He is deeply loved by the headmaster of Chen Baishan and all his senior brothers. He is the hope of the world of cultivating immortals in the next five hundred years. As a result, after three years of training, this "hope" in the world of immortality had not learned even the most basic sword-control skills. **** One day, Lu Qingjue took a group of apprentices and nephews down the mountain to practice, and encountered a vicious evil spirit on the way. All the apprentices and nephews drew their swords to resist, saying: "This is dangerous, little apprentice sister, leave quickly, we will take the rear for you." Lu Qingjue was moved and said: "Okay, nephews, be careful." As soon as she turned around, she heard several "dong dong dong" sounds. When she turned around, she saw her nephews lying on the ground in a mess. A nephew vomited blood and said, "Little sister, run away. This evil spirit is very dangerous and difficult to deal with." "..." Lu Qingjue sighed, stroking his forehead and picking up a dead leaf. The sword passed smoothly, and Hexue wrote a few strokes of ghostly symbols on the dead leaves, and then sent it forward lightly, and the evil spirit that was so dangerous just now was instantly dispersed. All the nephews:! ! ! Shocked, is this our good-for-nothing little sister-in-law who hasn't even learned to wield a sword? Behind him, a young and handsome man in white clothes, with an aura as cool as a spring and as bright as the moon, came walking in the wind. He frowned slightly when he saw the juniors in disheveled clothes. "I was in Jingzhou just now, and I saw that there was a lot of evil here, and it seemed like there was something strange. What happened?" Lu Qingjue: "Senior Brother Seventh, you are finally here. I'm so scared. You didn't see it just now. That evil spirit looks so ferocious. It's so scary." The nephews of the masters: "You are afraid of ghosts. With a 'ha' sound, you beat the living being out of their wits, okay?" (Friendly reminder: Yan Shaoning's character is a arrogant and venomous person. Although he always criticizes his little sister-in-law, he actually protects her little sister-in-law.) [Advance collection ①] "I rely on Qinggong to become famous in the entertainment industry" Introduction: Gu Xingchen's character is that of a "gossip". She's not good at singing, dancing, looks, or acting, she's just very pretentious. She was cast in a minor role in the eighteenth series and had to lie on the red carpet as a dead body. During the filming, a small cut was made on her finger by a tree branch and she had to call an ambulance. But then one day, everyone suddenly discovered that Gu Xingchen had stopped doing it and began to make frequent headlines in social news. "Ms. Gu, an enthusiastic citizen of Jing City, grabbed the knife with her bare hands and assisted the police in catching the knife-wielding robber on the street." "Ms. Gu, an enthusiastic citizen of Jing City, was passing through a certain community and encountered a three-year-old girl who accidentally slipped and fell from the third floor. Ms. Gu jumped six meters into the air and caught the girl. The girl's parents expressed their sincere gratitude to Ms. Gu." Netizens:? ? ? Later, Gu Xingchen began to appear frequently in entertainment news headlines. "It was revealed on the Internet that Gu Xingchen did not need a stand-in in the fight scene. He went into battle in person. He did not use wires and just flew directly into the tree." Netizen A: "Damn it! Gu Xingchen's fighting scene is so natural and smooth. I look so handsome." Netizen B: "Ah ah ah ah, now that Gu Xingchen is handsome, there will be no problems with male artists!" "Recently, paparazzi photographed Wen Li, a popular celebrity, knocking on the door of Gu Xingchen's hotel room in the middle of the night and reluctantly leaving until the next morning." Gu Xingchen: "If I said that I just taught Wen Li to practice martial arts all night, would you believe it?" Wen Li: "I don't believe it :)." "Netizens uncovered the Weibo account of Gu Ziqi, a top-tier acting talent. Gu Ziqi is actually Gu Xingchen's boyfriend!" Gu Ziqi's trumpet: "Ah ah ah ah, stars, stars, stars, I love you!!!" Gu Ziqi's fan: "Idol behavior, please don't rise to the level of a fan, and do things in a different way." "Actor Shen Zhiheng accepted an interview with media reporters and publicly stated that his ideal type is Gu Xingchen." Shen Zhiheng: "Xingxing is a very good girl, I like her very much." "At the Venus Film Festival awards ceremony, veteran domestic actor Cheng Jianguo praised Gu Xingchen and said that Gu Xingchen is the hope of the entertainment industry in the next thirty years." [Advance receipt②] "You are the world, the stars are brilliant" Introduction: The female host of a Buddhist sand sculpture variety show* has breasts and is a wolf, and is a top-notch male idol. Introduction: North and South Starlight Festival. A reporter asked Huo Yeran: "Yeran, which female artist in the industry do you most want to collaborate with?" Huo Yeran said without thinking, "Song Tianzhen." Another reporter asked, "Ye Ran, do you have a girl you like now?" Huo Yeran, "Yes." The whole place was in an uproar. The reporter then asked, "Are you an insider?" "Yes." The corners of Huo Yeran's lips were slightly raised, and the stars were shining in her amber pupils. "She is a variety show host. She is 1.7 Meters tall and weighs 100 pounds. She has long hair and a good personality. When she smiles, her eyes are crooked and very beautiful. She is my first love, but she is still in unrequited love." Fan: Wow, ah, this is Song Tianzhen, right? ! ! That night, Song Tianzhen posted a Weibo message. "My ideal type is an outsider. He is 1.6 Meters tall, weighs 200 pounds, has a big beard, and cannot be too good-looking." Every criterion perfectly avoided Huo Yeran. Netizen A: Song Tianzhen's taste is really strong! Netizen B: I give full marks to Song Tianzhen for her desire to survive. One night, Huo Yeran live broadcasted petting a dog at home. Fan A: Hey, when did Ranran get a dog? Fan B: This dog... Looks like Song Tianzhen's 'lucky dog'. Fan C: Damn it, Ranran hit me with a sledgehammer and drove me into the bottom of the pit. What I want to say is, I have seen this wall behind Ranran in Song Tianzhen's live broadcast before. [Advance receipt ③] "You are the world, the stars will always be bright" Introduction: A Buddhist-style sandbag, an international supermodel with a sinister tongue, a possessive and possessive venture capital boss Introduction: Liang Wan is an international supermodel with a pair of legs known as "the most beautiful in the world." Night banquet bar. Liang Wan made a bet with his best friend Jiang Keyan that with her figure and beauty, she could get the legendary Xu Jinyang in the venture capital industry in three minutes. Jiang Keyan, "As long as you eat peanuts, you won't get drunk like this." Liang Wan curled her lips and smiled, holding the wine glass and walked up to Xu Jinyang, showing off her trump card, her long and beautiful legs. Sure enough, Xu Jinyang couldn't help but look at her twice, then swung the red wine in the glass and said slowly: "Miss, your pants are not zipped properly." Liang Wan: "..." For a long time, Liang Wan had always thought that Xu Jinyang was the "prey" on her plate. Unexpectedly, Xu Jinyang had actually been eyeing her for a long time, and would not let go after he bit her. International Fashion Week, Liangwan's finale catwalk. The audience area was full of surprises. Xu Jinyang frowned slightly and warned Cheng Yu sitting next to him in a low voice: "Close your eyes and don't look!" Cheng Yu:? ? ? Why don't you let me see it? Does Liangwan belong to your family? Xu Jinyang: "Yes, it's mine." 2019.11.27 Weibo screenshot. The cover font is a commercially cool and happy font. Intention: There is a right way in the world