[Please give me advance notice of my new article "All the Male Gods Want to Attack Me"!
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A cub-raising game called "Save My Fiancée" forcibly occupied the mobile phone interface of school grass Lu Xun. As a result, the boss who was forced to play the game showed no expression on his face and retaliated throughout the whole process——
Fiancée has a sweet tooth?
OK, arrange the most expensive bitter coffee.
Fiancée going to prom?
This purple dress is so ugly that it catches the eye. Buy it.
Fiancée is going on an outing?
This tractor is so cool that I have to buy it for her to use as a car.
However, the villain in the game took the reverse script because of this——
Successfully avoided the laxative-laced sweet milk tea;
Wear clothes that are out of fashion because they are ugly and expensive, and make them look inexplicably good, dominating the headlines every minute;
A daughter who goes on a tractor outing?
Netizen: Too ridiculous, I'm a fan!
Lu Xun:...?
As a result, Lu Xun, who "dotes on his wife to no end", ranks first in the krypton gold rankings and successfully saves his fiancée :)
Jiang You, who was "saved" into the present world, knew nothing about this. She only knew that as soon as she opened her eyes, she changed from the daughter of a rich man to a cosmic poor fool who studied hard but came last in exams time after time.
Looking at the cannon fodder who ridiculed her for her mere appearance, poor study, talent, and education, Jiang You, the paper man with all kinds of skills, showed a honeyed smile.
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Ever since the transfer student arrived, the girls who had a crush on the school idol were heartbroken and rushed to report Lu Xun and Jiang You's puppy love.
The dean observed closely and discovered that the school officials were indeed forcing the transfer students to sit on the bench every day.
——Forcing transfer students to answer questions.
So he praised the school president for being helpful and encouraging.
However, with encouragement, the school boss started to lose his temper :)
Jiang You's hand accidentally got a little tear. Lu Xun frowned slightly, pinched her hand and said in pain, "Why is there such a big tear?"
Everyone: "..."
Are your eyes fucking microscopes?
Didn't see it!
-The base picture comes from bs Mrs. Changyi, thank you!
The new article "All the Male Gods Want to Attack Me" can be seen by clicking on the column. Please add it to your collection.
Copywriting:
Lu Ming accidentally entered a holographic game and learned that her mission was to defeat the violent school bully. She did not panic at all.
Is this a bad mission?
As the child of the school bully, as long as she hooks her finger, the school bully will have to cooperate obediently!
However, a few days later, the school bully in the game looked at her like a stranger, with an unhappy look on his face: "Who the hell are you? Get away."
Lu Ming: ... Gan!
Seeing the school bully start having sex with a sweet girl, Lu Ming made no progress in his strategy.
She was about to cry, but the indifferent system also began to issue tasks——
Task 1: Go to the amusement park with the future actor on Saturday.
Task 2: After school, stay in the classroom with the future boss to do homework.
Task 3: Take advantage of the dark night and high winds to go into the woods with the future business boss.
Wuwuwuwu Why do they all want to attack her!
In desperation, Lu Ming caught a handsome "passerby" and tricked her into "win-win cooperation" with her, in order to slow down the progress of the male gods.
So, playing in the playground, doing homework, and going into the woods all became a threesome.
Until one day, "Passenger A" cornered Lu Ming and said with regret: "The system has issued a task to me and asked you to cooperate, but it is too difficult for you, so let it go. When I am wiped out, you can find others to help."
Lu Ming panicked: "I cooperate, I cooperate, what kind of mission is it?"
"Passerby A" raised the corner of his lips and said after a while: "Kiss me."
Lu Ming kissed him with the mentality of "saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda".
Soon, there was the second and third time...
2020.02.14
Intention: Poverty is not terrible.