This article is the modern version of "Your Highness, please take a detour when you see me."
Mo Huan woke up from the imperial mausoleum after sleeping for three thousand years, only to find that the imperial mausoleum was in a mess, and the body of his lover Si Jiyun was missing. He came out of the imperial mausoleum in order to find the body of his lover, but unexpectedly he met his living lover, and after a ridiculous night with him, he found that he had found the wrong person.
Si Jiyun was looking for excitement, but a wild goblin took advantage of him. He was used and thrown away, but the wild goblin ran away!
Before he found it, Si Jiyun swore that if he found the hateful wild goblin, he would check this person in the entertainment industry and make him take a detour when he saw him.
After finding it,
When he was having trouble filming, he pointed to the five-star hotel opposite and said, "Let that chef go to the set."
Is there an ambiguous scene between a man and a man? No, he will do it himself! If you want to knock him down, he goes! If there's a kissing scene, he'll do it! Knock on cp, here he comes!
Later, the boss's brother, the fourth eldest son of the Kong family, and Tang Yue from Kyoto came.
Fans were worried, netizens were jealous, and the entertainment industry was gloating. Don't look away. The boss's face changed instantly, and he consciously took a big durian and sat on it.
Boss: "My little wild elf has such a cute temper."
Netizen: "Boss, we have paid wrongly these years!"
A fan of a young artist: "Boss, your personality is ruined."
Entertainment Circle: "You can pull me down, that one in your family is Diamond Ben Diamond."
Finally, the young artist and Mr. Ba came back holding the Best Actor trophy. Remember to ask Mr. Ba: "Mr. Si, why are you interested in entering the entertainment industry?"
The boss's mysterious smile: "My wife always loves me!"
Mo Wang looked indifferent and said: "Shut up!"
Fan: "I didn't see it."
Reporter: "Boss, please stop showing off."
Diamond Ben Diamond always likes to fight with netizens, and he often fights with his friends to death (they are the same person in the past life and this life)
Pre-collection of "The Male Protagonist Always Wants to Mark Me" [Puishu]
Once Pei Gong woke up, he became a crazy and perverted omega who was tricked to death by the protagonist in a Su Po Tianji novel. It also came with a cheating "brick system", and the plot had to be unlocked by himself.
Either complete the task, kiss, hug, make love to the male protagonist, or ko.
Kissing and hugging a man? Is the dream too simple, or is the test paper too simple? He didn't see that my highest score in the exam was only 10 points, so Pei Gong said he wouldn't make an appointment.
Everyone discovered that Pei Gong, who always loved to write love letters to Lu Shen, and who treated Lu Shen so disgustingly that he wished for humane destruction, had changed.
Round eyes, aggrieved and pretending to be fierce, cute! I want to kiss, I want to hug, I want to make love.
Pei Gong held a cool gold brick in his hand: "I see you want to peach, I am straight as steel."
Lu Qing took his test paper and said, "Sit down and listen carefully to my lecture."
Pei Gong: "Bro, it's still interesting!"
A few days later, someone discovered that the steel-straight Pei Gong had his glands bitten by Lu Shen and pressed against the wall.
Everyone: "!!!"
Pei Gong: "Lu Gou, you are a real dog."
Lu Qing has pheromone isolation, and his world is smellless until he meets Pei Gong and smells it for the first time.
Lu Qing released pheromones: "Do you want my pheromones?"
Pei Gong's eyes glowed golden: "Hey! Think!"
The pheromones became more concentrated: "Mark it?"
Pei Gong: "I don't want to!!!"
Lu Qing: "It's too late."
Ps: Nervous people always mistakenly think that they are possessed by the god of learning. In fact, they are just a scumbag who is attacked by a cold-hearted and evil-minded academic master.
(The text is tentative and will be changed.)
Purpose: To find a sincere person and cherish a stable and peaceful life