The Evil Dragon Comes Out of the Mountain, Howl!

Due to the aging of the monster society and the serious decline in birthrates, the number of monsters is endangered. In order to cultivate the next generation of little monsters, Fenghuang, the director of the Monster Management Bureau, opened the enchantment of the monsters that had been dusted for thousands of years, and personally came to lobby for marriage. The ferocious beast barrier is not too big and is divided into east, west, north and south mountains. There is a dragon cave in the west mountain. There are two evil dragons in the dragon cave, the old evil dragon and the young evil dragon. One day, the old evil dragon said to the young evil dragon, I have found a wife for you, the daughter of the Pheasant King of Dongshan. The little evil dragon flew to Dongshan without saying anything. He saw a colorful and beautiful bird pecking its feathers by the lake. He became so lustful that he picked it up and ran away. The old evil dragon came back and took a look: No, this is not the daughter of the Pheasant King! Give it back! The little evil dragon reluctantly took it back. After a while, the little evil dragon came back with another one in his mouth. The old evil dragon took a look: You haven't changed it yet! The little evil dragon roared: No! That one is so ugly! I want this! The colorful birds fluttered their beautiful feathers: Excuse me, I am not the ugly pheasant in Dongshan. I am the most beautiful phoenix in the world, and I will take you out of the mountain. When the old evil dragon heard this: Hey! You have no sense of direction! Phoenix continued to flutter his beautiful feathers: Although I know he is praising me for looking good, I still want to say that I am a male. Old Evil Dragon:······Son, you have bad eyesight. "······" The little evil dragon felt happy, it was time to go out to see the world and marry the most beautiful monster in the world. After wandering around for a while, the old evil dragon called and asked the young evil dragon: Have you found the most beautiful wife? The little evil dragon smacked his lips: No, no, it's not as good-looking as Phoenix, but he doesn't want to be my wife and wants me to be his. Old Evil Dragon: That's okay! The extremely beautiful super invincible narcissistic Phoenix Attack —————— Put two pre-collections, different types, they should be opened one after another 1. "Does your family accept food waste?" Bai Ou was originally the only heir to the wealthy Zhong Ming Ding Shi family, but he accidentally hit his head and became an out-and-out fool. Bai Ou's father suffered this misfortune and died of a stroke. Before leaving, he held Bai Ou's hand and could only mutter blankly, "Eat well." From then on, Bai Ou only remembered one thing, to eat well. Su Kuang, a career maniac, was thirty years old. He was so rebellious and violent that no one dared to control him. When his family forced him to get married, he married a fool and told everyone to shut up. Bai Ou rubbed his belly: "Do you have food to eat?" Su Kuang was impatient and said angrily: "Eat as much as you want." Bai Ou's eyelashes trembled, she glanced at Su Kuang secretly, and then smiled shyly: "Then... I will marry you." Su Kuang's heart suddenly became dry when he saw it, and he snorted: "Isn't it stupid? Who said you are a fool?" Bai Ou muttered in a low voice: "I am not a fool. Only fools will trust others." "???" When Su Kuang's mother saw that she had really married a fool, she was so angry that she almost died on the spot. She didn't dare to confront Su Kuang, so she went to get Baiou. Su's mother: "I'll give you one million and leave my son." Bai Ou frowned, thinking about the importance of one million and eating, and immediately refused: "No, I don't want it." After Su Kuang learned about it, he thought that this fool was not too stupid. Forget it, it was not unacceptable. After all, he looked pretty good. Otherwise... He held his hands and asked somewhat proudly: "Do you like me so much?" Bai Ou lowered his eyes and thought for three seconds, "I like to eat." After conquering himself, Su Kuang proudly crossed his legs and waited for the confession of love: "??? Say it again!" Silly but cute, subject to X, violent and aggressive 2. "Bite ABO Back" There is a legendary loyal customer in the pharmacy outside Jiangcheng University who purchased 104 boxes of condoms within three months of the start of the semester, six in each box, a total of 624 condoms, with an average consumption of 6.933333 Condoms per day. Live a long time and you will be surprised... You are awesome when you are young. Then one day, that loyal customer disappeared and never came to their home to buy family planning supplies again. The girl at the cashier held up her chin and looked through the eyes, and shyly asked their handsome and starry-eyed pharmacy owner, "Boss, haven't you seen that person recently?" Ming Qi smiled gently, "Who?" "That college student who always peeks at you is pretty good-looking, with fair skin, curly hair, and very bright eyes." "Huh?" "Ahem... He's the one who comes here every day to buy condoms." Ming Qi pushed up his glasses and said, "I didn't see it." After get off work, Mingqi bought milk tea cake and returned home. The loyal customer was lying on the bed in the bedroom. At this time, his bright eyes had already dimmed, his eyes were dark, his face was pale, and he had lost weight. Seeing Ming Qi, his eyes reflected fear. Ming Qi unshackled his hands and said, "I bought milk tea and cakes. You said you liked them." Qiu Ge shivered and stepped back, "Please, let me go! Don't, don't kill me, please!" High IQ O is attacked by neuropathy A Attack the real lunatic, criticize madly, if you can't accept it, don't enter. Purpose: Fire safety is everyone's responsibility