The first time Dazai discovered something was different about the world was on a sunny morning.
After skipping work for the 233rd time, Dazai Osamu saw a wonderful tree with a dense crown and straight branches. It was about to replace Dazai's top suicide spot!!!
Before he could do it, a bright red long tongue dripping with unknown mucus hung down in front of him. He raised his head expressionlessly, and an unknown person hanging on the tree with a purple-red and hideous color, eyes bulging and white, and a swollen long tongue hanging down waved to him in a friendly manner: "Brother, what's your surname?"
Dazai: "..."
The man rolled the whites of his eyes back hard, looked down at him, and showed his white teeth: "Brother, are you interested in coming to work in the underworld? The salary is based on hourly wages, five social insurances and one housing fund, food and accommodation are included, and there is also a year-end bonus~"
Dazai: "... Ah."
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#Update by chance, generate electricity for love
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