If one day the Pleasant Goat turns into a woman.
If one day the green grassland and the Kulu Mountain merge.
If one day the Hakka family becomes the cat family in the eyes of the sheep.
If one day Pleasant Goat wants to marry Yi Mi...
Pleasant Goat: "No, wait, I'm a man!"
Yi Mi: "As long as you have enough money, it doesn't matter if you marry a sheep. If you fatten it up, you can still eat it."
Lolicon village chief: "I think..."
Pleasant Goat immediately covered his mouth: "No, you don't want to!"
Ps: 1. I happened to dream about this idea. It can be said to be very exciting (spoof). How can the character not be OOC? Of course it will collapse! (Confidently)
2. This is not a story about whoring the eldest brother. After all, the eldest brother really cannot control his temper. He is just an unimportant protagonist (tao).
Intention: prank, nothing