To put it simply, this is a story about a demon meeting a demon.
Due to the two-way attributes of gender and race, it seems that he, she, and others are all used, so I will write his version of the copy. As for who it corresponds to, you can guess by yourself~
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Xia Shu version:
When I was little, my mother told stories about bats.
Then I learned that bats are actually animals
When I grew up I realized I turned into a bat
So I decided to find a bat as my wife
But human father said to me
It's a plain girl~
Hey, didn't mom say I'm a motherfucker?
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Sikong version:
first day
Xia Shu: "Si Meiren'er\^O^/"
"..." (Cold eyes)
The next day
Xia Shu: "Mother-in-law?"
"Whoosh——" (The wind formation blows Xia Shu into a star in the sky)
The third day
Xia Shu: "Kiss my wife!"
"Bang, bang, bang, bang, crash..." (Top Ten Tortures of the Qing Dynasty)
The fourth day
Xia Shu: "..." Hung up
"..." (Rampaging) (A certain young man: Why? Don't you always hate him?)
Day 5:
Xia Shu: "My wife..." (Came back to life)
"..." (Looking around for Dong Key) (Don Key: A magic weapon that can unlock any curse, magic, or restriction.) (A certain green: I finally got the idea, blushing~)
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I want to say that Di Su, Xia Shu is the demon, and Sikong is the demon~