A certain military advisor collapsed and shouted: "Gu Jinlan! I only knew that you were the lord and the ghost counselor Xia Canghe, but I didn't expect that you were even pretending to be the bodyguard under me! Just tell me if I am the only one under you in the twelve cities!"
A certain general looked dazed: "Since I was a child, I couldn't even defeat the maid who served him tea and water... Now he doesn't have as many subordinates as him, and his territory is not as big as his. Even his wife and concubines have his shadow... Am I... Unable to escape his shadow in this life?"
A certain Saintess was very distressed: "I wouldn't hesitate to become a man for her! Damn Gu Qianfan, Gu Lianhua, Gu Ninghua, all of them gave men such women's names, and they still pester her every day, could it be... Damn it! Am I not even the first to fight?!"
A certain school bully recently fell in love with someone of the same sex. After he finally accepted the fact that he was gay, he discovered that someone was not only good with the opposite sex, but also good with the same sex. Is it abnormal? Damn it, some polite scum just went out with his clothes!
Concept: One fence has three stakes, one hero has three gangs