Completed. This article is also known as "The Years the Great Demon Became an Internet Celebrity Stick" and "The Villain Became the White Moonlight of All Humanity"
Continuing the ancient saying "I can do anything after putting on the vest (system)", there is also a pre-release of "The God of Learning Bamboo Horse is a Yandere" by Pure Love. You can see the column. Little fairies, please support me a lot, what the hell!
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That year at the Nuwa Temple in the mountains, Xin Zhu said he was a little snake demon.
Luo Zizhou believed it and really thought Xin Zhu was a baby.
He caught the ancient ferocious beast alive alone and smashed the baby in his mouth trying to swallow the tonic. He exposed his wounds in a deserted place and asked for kisses, hugs and lifts.
The metaphysics blogger debuted with good looks, and his short compositions are comparable to "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" and contemporary "Peach Blossom Spring". Believe it or not, you can stay or leave as you like.
Netizen: Isn't it good to bring trouble to the entertainment industry with such a face? Being a magician is such a waste of natural resources!
Xin Zhu: Do you see that I have the talent to be a star?
Netizen:...? ? ?
Xin Zhu: Just stand here and don't move. I'll collect the banner and listen to you in detail.
Netizen:……
This magic stick specializes in picking out strange and important cases. He was so exposed that he covered his mouth and burst into tears.
He turned around and participated in a global large-scale metaphysics reality show. He was in the C position and showed his strength without delay.
CP fans repeatedly pretended to be dead and drank sugar until they fell into coma. They turned around and tried Amway every day. Even when they were dying of illness, they sat up in shock and yelled that Zizhu is real!
Xin Zhu: We snakes are very principled in choosing our mates, and we compete for jobs. What is true now may not be true tomorrow.
Luo Zizhou: ... Consider taking an associate degree that focuses on snake courtship, and first take an experimental class on observing the behavior of snakes during their courtship period.
Xin Zhu: You come to me for sex. Am I not prettier than those idiots?
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Is Pure Love's pre-release of "Study God Bamboo Horse Is a Yandere" okay?
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Sumu and Tang Yu.
Together they are known as one of the two best.
Extremely intelligent and extremely beautiful in the world.
Bamboo horses and bamboo horses, childhood sweethearts.
Sumu: Bah! I thought he was a good guy, but he turned out to be a bad person!
Tang Yu: Being a human is so boring, but the world of beasts is much more interesting.
The lover I raised with my own hands can only stay by my side.
Yandere, sullen and sinister
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Pre-collection of the ancient saying "I can do anything after putting on the vest (system)" Little fairies, let's find out~
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Li Yaohuan's parents died when she was young, leaving only a jade bead and dozens of copper coins for her and her younger brother.
But he didn't expect that the jade bead was actually the carrier of the system, pushing Li Yaohuan onto the path of omnipotence.
He can survive in the world, he can stand in the temple, and he is the strongest rescuer.
They are called universal diamond bricks, they can be moved wherever they are needed.
Shao Jinyu, the eldest son of the Dingyuan Marquis Mansion, was born into a noble family and was smart since childhood. He had experienced many battles in the battlefield, but he was plagued by strange illnesses and had a violent temper.
Many dignitaries tried to curry favor with him, but they always encountered obstacles, but they treated this ordinary young man in a different light.
It is said that Mr. Shao Xiaohou has to keep a close eye on people all the time, and rumors spread everywhere.
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Make money to support the family
Li Yaohuan: I can.
System: You can.
Treat illnesses and save lives
Li Yaohuan: I have never learned...
System: You can.
Battlefield court
Li Yaohuan: I am weak...
System: You can.
The prince's sleeves are cut off
Li Yaohuan:? ? ?
System: This question is out of scope and there is nothing I can do to help. I believe you can.
Li Yaohuan: Take a gamble?
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Shao Jinyu (lowering his eyes and sighing): Li Yaohuan is my only antidote, but he is a man...
Mrs. Hou (holding flowers and smiling): Do you need more troops from the Hou Mansion to snatch the person back?
Shao Jinyu (refreshed): Okay!
Li Yaohuan (starting to speak but stopping):...
Purpose: Only when enough is enough can sustainable development be achieved
