"Great! The Dog Emperor is finally dead!"
Sima Lian, a virtuous minister who devoted himself to serving the country and the people in his previous life, woke up and became the famous... Dog Emperor? Specializing in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction and... Children crying at night?
So, he decided to activate the Mingjun domination mode: go to the morning court, approve the memorial, go to the morning court, approve the memorial on the toilet...
It's a pity that the whole world doesn't believe it.
The whole world wants him to die!
Officials, including civil and military officials, one after another used all kinds of weird excuses to quit the government.
Down to the actors and unfaithful people who came to the palace every three days to harass them.
Then he can do nothing and just stay in the palace, right? Within a day, his kingdom... Was taken away.
If you live high in a temple, you will worry about your people; if you live far away from the rivers and lakes, you will worry about your ruler.
A story about a dog emperor who was punished by everyone, changed his mind and led a troupe of killers to start a new life, fight against corrupt officials, reduce taxes, remove powerful ministers... And go on stage to sing.
Fragment one:
Sima Lian counted the number of civil and military officials in the court and found that there were only six of them!
"Your Majesty, Mr. Zhou's youngest son passed away in childbirth today."
"Your Majesty, the second son of Wang Shangshu's father's concubine and his cousin's aunt's godson is seriously ill."
Sima Lian "???"
Fragment 2: Sima Lian looked at the pile of memorials in front of him and asked, "How long has it been since I handled government affairs?"
Eunuch: "The emperor has never dealt with this since he came to the throne."
Sima Lian: "!!!"
Little eunuch: "In the past, the prime minister helped you deal with it."
Sima Lian: "Where are the others?"
Eunuch: "Why have you forgotten, Your Majesty? Three months ago, you... Smashed the Prime Minister to death with an inkstone."
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