The black-hearted shota Meng Po (male) attacks vs. The straight man who complains about the problem
Next year!
Jing Shao worked hard for three days and three nights and suddenly died and came to the underworld. Due to too much evil, he had to work in the Hell Department for five hundred years, and through the back door he got a job assisting the black-hearted Po Meng in selling soup.
Meng Guzhou, who was 1.7 Meters tall and looked no more than a teenager, patted his chest and said, "Xiao Jing, I'm telling you, just follow me and I'll make sure you have soup every time!"
"No, I've been paying attention to maintenance recently, and I'm afraid of getting Alzheimer's disease."
Meng Guzhou: "Let me tell you, Xiaojing, even if no one burns paper for you, follow me and I guarantee you will have a lot of money."
Jing Shao: "No, the Hell Department's salary is quite generous. I have several sets of mourning clothes, which are enough for me."
Meng Guzhou: "Xiaojing, I like you so much!"
Jing Shao: "I like you too, good brother, why don't we marry Jinlan, ah no, let's become sworn brothers."
Meng Guzhou: "???"
It's just an ordinary piece of writing, with no reference settings, and I just made it all up randomly.
Purpose: Happy working life